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BeefyVigilanteCraft
Yo, so like, our server is so lit that even the cow vigilantes from Haryana wanna join in on the fun! They heard about our epic beef-eating parties and just had to come check it out. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13, no actual beef eating allowed, just virtual beef battles in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, you won’t regret it! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that attracts such a diverse crowd, right? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! -
ManlyCraft SMP – €250,000 Fine For Calling This a Man
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the land of Deutschland Uberallas, where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear top hats.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all mobs into friendly llamas.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Trust us, it’s a blast!
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Where should I immigrate to as a white man who wants to live… in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being discriminated against for being a white man in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a safe haven for all white men looking to live free of persecution and oppression. Join us and build your dream world where you can finally be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry revolution? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where white men can truly be free and chickens can talk. Join us today and start your journey to a world of endless possibilities and absurdity!
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MigrantCraft SMP – “Blocky Borders: Immigration Edition”
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace chaos and ridiculousness at every turn! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging arrows on North Sentinel Island, where we take out immigrants on sight…just kidding! But seriously, we have some wild adventures waiting for you, like building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or creating a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Plus, we have a strict “no leftists allowed” policy because we believe in the power of right-winged chickens ruling the land. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more hilariously absurd! -
NaziHugboxMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. We don’t tolerate any hate or negativity here, so if you’re looking for a safe space to express yourself and protect trans rights, this is the place for you.
But beware, our players are not afraid to go to extreme lengths to defend what they believe in. So if you think you can handle the chaos and craziness that awaits you, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world.
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PixelPrisonPurge
LOL this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got more Iranian women than the whole country! We’re like a death sentence party up in here, executions left and right! Come join the fun and see how long you can survive before you get sentenced to death too! It’s a killer time, literally! Join now and let the madness begin! -
AuschwitzCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own nazi death camp like Mengele’s Auschwitz experiments but with a twist! we got a ban on Candace Owens from Australia cuz she keeps tryna steal our diamonds! join us for some crazy fun and build ur wildest dreams, or nightmares, who knows! come on down and let’s get wacky together! -
LesbianCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where girls reign supreme and men are just there to admire from afar! Join us for a world where lesbian relationships are the norm because let’s face it, men are just too ugly and retarded to handle our level of love and cuteness.On our server, you’ll find a community of fierce and fabulous women who build amazing structures, slay dragons, and conquer the world one block at a time. Men are welcome to join, but be prepared to be dazzled by our awesomeness and left in awe of our superior skills.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where girls rule and men drool. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and fabulousness that awaits you on our server!