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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!
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But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and battle against the evil nether creatures! Our server is filled with epic quests, challenging dungeons, and hilarious mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours.
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So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is this why blacks are racist?”. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.
Vanilla fun with land claims to protect your cool builds! Single Player sleep so you dont need to wait for other players to find a bed. Level up by mining/farming/fighting mobs and get extra XP for it!
Fresh new server. Good for you and your friends to get ahead!
Hello Shroomies! S2 is now officially out!! The new IP is MC.shroom-network.com. Thanks for everyone’s patience! Here’s what new -Harsher economy -Smaller spawn due to lag -Official crates -Everything is reset -A fresh and cleaner look -Envoys within 1k of spawn -An event server that contains more than 3 events Please let us know if you have any feedback, especially the shop as we are testing a new economy. Thanks to all!
Hello, we are a completely new independent server eager to grow together with its community.
We are in the ALPHA phase and we hope you can play with us, if you have any complaints, questions, errors, or whatever, enter the discord and let us know ๐
Get on an exciting roller coaster, spin around in the teacups or play a game of SkyWars!
The SDpark is a working Amusement Park Server made in Minecraft. Visit one of the many attractions, or play a mini-game such as SkyWars or SkyBlock. We have it all!
EcoRedux is a Crossplay Bedrock and Java SMP Towny/Factions Server!
The Server is Similar to the Big java Servers SMPEarth and EarthMC and is a SMP With Towny (A Factions kind of System but Suited for more Earth Servers!)