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ShameCraft Minecraft Server

BUSTED, Caution, digital footprint, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, filter, hesitation, impulse, Minecraft, mistake, online behavior, oversharing, privacy, regret, second thoughts, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, ShameCraft, shameful, social media, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crops Grown:	1642	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking block of cheese! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers from its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you miss out on all the fun, then you’ll regret it forever.

BlockyNSFWLand

adult content, BlockyNSFWLand, Boundaries, career, discretion, explicit, explicit content, hidden, Inappropriate Behavior, Job, misconduct, Naughty, NSFW, office, Professionalism, risky behavior, scandalous, secret, taboo, work, Workplace

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, host wild strip mining parties, and even create their own NSFW pixel art. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner wild side and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge. 😉

RegrettableSecretsMC

BETRAYAL, confession, discretion, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, mistake, privacy, regret, RegrettableSecretsMC, relationship, secret, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spill all your juiciest secrets!

Join us and confess that time you accidentally ate a whole cake meant for your friend’s birthday, or the time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly (spoiler alert: it didn’t).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Secret Society of Sheep, where members dress up as sheep and plot world domination. Will you join their woolly ranks or stand against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of secrets, sheep, and shenanigans! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless someone spills the beans to a creeper).

Parent-Proof Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Concealed, concealed truth, Confidential, discretion, family, Forbidden, hidden, Honesty, Minecraft, ParentProof, parents, Personal, privacy, relationships, Secrets, Sensitive, Server, taboo, Trust, undisclosed, unspoken

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	5529
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and spill all the beans in our secret confession booth! Whether it’s that time you accidentally set the kitchen on fire trying to cook a grilled cheese or the time you secretly adopted a pet llama without telling anyone, we want to hear it all! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts our server, so you better join quick before it blows up your chances of joining in on the fun! So come on down and let’s make some memories that you’ll never want to tell your parents about!

BlockyBrothelBros

adult entertainment, Behavior, BlockyBrothelBros, brothel, clientele, Demand, discretion, experiences, Frequency, habits, indulgence, Men, Pleasure, Preferences, reddit, Routine, satisfaction, Schedule, sex work, taboo, visits

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a brothel for gamers! Come join us and experience the ultimate pleasure of building, exploring, and battling your way to victory.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself coming back more often than you visit your favorite brothel (wink, wink). With epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and drinks, because once you start playing, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	282
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

RegretfulCraft

Affair, clandestine affairs, discretion, forbidden desires, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, forbidden romance, hidden relationships, hookup, illicit affairs, Infidelity, intimate encounters, Lust, mistake, past relationships, regret, RegretfulCraft, secret lovers, Secrets, temptation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to build, explore, and maybe even make some questionable decisions with other players! Ever wanted to team up with someone to take down a horde of zombies, only to realize you’ve accidentally teamed up with your ex? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for the chance to create unforgettable memories, like accidentally proposing to a stranger while trying to trade resources, or getting into a heated debate about the best way to build a castle with someone who turns out to be your long-lost twin.

So come on, join us and see where your Minecraft adventures take you. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you’re asking, “Who’s one person you’ve done the deed with that you shouldn’t have?” But hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

Naked & Afraid: Cover Your Face, Not Your Bits

afraid, Anonymity, bits, concealment, cover, covering up, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, embarrassment avoidance, exposure, face, Hiding, Humiliation, identity concealment, identity protection, modesty, naked, nakedness, privacy, public decency, public exposure, public humiliation, public nudity, self-consciousness, shame

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Void Gems Collected:	35

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never wear pants! we have a secret society of nudist players who roam the lands in search of the rarest diamonds while flaunting their pixelated booties. if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone is fully clothed, come join us and embrace the freedom of letting it all hang out. plus, who needs pants when you have diamond armor to protect your bits? come join the fun and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftyConfessions

Boundaries, Concealed, confidentiality, CraftyConfessions, discretion, friendship, hidden, Honesty, INTIMATE, loyalty, Personal, Private, Reserved, Secrets, Sensitive, SILENT, Trust, undisclosed, unsaid, unshared, unspoken

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves, or if you want to participate in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of wool.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server!

GossipCraft Minecraft Server

Character, Communication, Conversation, discretion, Ethics, Friends, friendship, gossip, GossipCraft, judgment, loyalty, Minecraft, opinion, peer influence, personal boundaries, random strangers, relationships, Respect, Rumors, Server, social behavior, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual gossip paradise where you can spill all the tea on random strangers without any consequences. Join us and let’s stir up some drama together! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through gossip. So if you want to chat with a spectral shade while dishing out the latest rumors, this is the place to be. Trust me, you won’t find a more scandalous and entertaining server out there!

==TokyoCity== Minecraft server

banner, Lazy, Minecraft, Mods, Pirate, Samurai, Server, Survival, TokyoCity, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!

49.12.223.75:10815

“just a normal smp”🤫💀🔥

1.17, 1.21, Anarchy, bedrock, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, errors, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, normal, OneBlock, Play, PvP, Server, SERVER HOST, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Updates, Version

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Void Gems Collected:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Animals Bred:	110

Hi I opened an minecraft server U can join at java and bedrock edition Server version is 1.17-1.21(u can join at lower version but it will have some error)Have funBc it will have some problem when you play😈

areustupid.ddns.net:25248

PixelStorage Minecraft Server

apartment, best place, burglars, clever hiding place, confidential files, covert storage, Data Protection, digital security, discreet storage, external SSD, Hide, home security, Minecraft, personal belongings, PixelStorage, porn backup, Protect, secret hiding spot, SECURITY, Server, theft prevention, USB drive, Wife

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	5614
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced

advocating, computer accessories, computer peripherals, computer setups, Convinced, digital tools, full hd monitors, libre office, Minecraft, monitor size, office software, Opinions, personal choices, Preferences, productivity tools, smp, subhumans, SubhumanSMP, Tech Trends, Technology, user preferences, wireless peripherals, wireless technology, workspace organization

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	2010	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!

GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

abroad, argentina, assets, Business, Destination, Economy, EL PAÍS English, Financial, Foreign, GOLD, GoldRushMC, Government, investigation, milei, Mileis, Mystery, quantities, reserves, scandal, Server, speculation, Transfer, transparency

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1401	Dimension Hops:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

Accountability, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk, military aggression, Prisoner, prisoner of war, RIP, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mines Excavated:	4618
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white people

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	218241	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Votes:	9729
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Animals Bred:	104	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

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