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  • Billionaire’s Secret Minecraft SMP

    Billionaire’s Secret Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, guys, listen up!!! You HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP like right now, or else you’ll be missing out on the craziest adventure of your life! 😱✨ So, picture this: you wake up tomorrow in a world where you magically have $10 million dollars but, uh-oh, nobody is allowed to know not even your grandma who THINKS she’s getting a inground pool in her backyard, LOL! 😂😂 What do you do first?

    Well, first off, you gotta build a giant dollar sign made outta gold blocks – but like, make it make fart noises when you walk on it! 🌟💰 Then you can hire a little army of pig-men to do your bidding cause with that cash you can totally buy them a lifetime supply of carrots or whatever pigs love! And guess what? ZOMBIES are now scared of money! Sooo, yeet your way to victory by having stacks of emeralds and diamonds just floating around, confusing the heck outta every creeper! 💣💎

    Oh, and here’s the REAL kicker, ok? This SMP has a curse where every time you mine a diamond, it reproduces like rabbits on a sugar high!!! One second it’s just ONE diamond, and then BOOM! You’re covered in 500 diamonds, and your friend can’t take it so he runs off the edge of a mountain screaming, “I’m rich, I’m rich!” 😭🏞️

    And let’s not forget the special chests that only spawn at 4:20 AM in-game that give you random items like a pet llama that spits fire, or, like, a sword that sings Justin Bieber songs every time you swing it! I mean, who wouldn’t want that?! 🦙🔥🎤

    And don’t even get me started on the WORST part – if you don’t log in at least once a week, your house turns into a giant slime cube! And like, not the cute ones; we’re talking the sticky, glitchy, "why did I sign up for this?" nightmare that consumes everything in its path! So, you have to keep coming back to defend your castle from the dreaded slimer-monsters that want your gold! 😱🟩

    If you wanna be part of this chaos, where random explosions might happen because a rogue creeper decided to join the party uninvited, or if you want to experience everyday life like it’s an episode of a soap opera where diamonds have feelings, you absolutely MUST hop on this SMP!!! Sign up with your favorite meme and get ready for a wild ride that even your pet goldfish would be jealous of! 🐠💥

    So, what are you waiting for?! Join NOW before it’s too late, and let the BLOCKPARTY commence! 🎉🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vanilla Ice’s World of Adventure 1.21 – No, not the rapper, just sweet Minecraft!

    Vanilla Ice’s World of Adventure 1.21 – No, not the rapper, just sweet Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Vanilla Server Overview

    Server IP mc.playwoa.com
    Website playwoa.com
    Discord discord.com/invite/8EWAzny

    Completely Vanilla

    World was generated June 13, 2024

    Our brand new Vanilla Mode server is now live!

    Our minecraft vanilla server offer a pure, unmodified version of the game, providing the original gameplay experience as intended by the developers.

    Rules

    In short, these rules can be summed up as follows:

      • RESPECT EVERYONE
      • DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
      • DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
      • MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
      • PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I use mods on the Vanilla server?

    A: No, the server is strictly vanilla and does not allow any mods or plugins.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed. Players are expected to respect others’ builds and property.

    Q: How do I report a player who is breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the server, or by using the Discord server to report the issue.

    Q: Are there any warps or teleportation commands on the server?

    A: No, the server is meant to be played as close to the original vanilla Minecraft experience as possible, so there are no warps or teleportation commands available.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Palestinians Minecraft Server

    Blocky Palestinians Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in an open-air concentration camp in Minecraft? Are you sick of being denied calories and having your growth stunted in-game? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our server where you can experience the thrill of fighting against oppressive forces and standing up for your rights in a virtual world. Build your own resistance camp, gather resources to survive, and take down the evil overlords who seek to control you.

    Imagine a world where you, as a Minecraft player, are a descendant of oppressed villagers who have had their land taken from them by a powerful group. Will you stand up and fight for justice, or will you cower in fear like the rest of the virtual world?

    Join us on this epic adventure where you can experience the struggles of the oppressed and fight for freedom in a world filled with injustice. Who knows, you might even find allies along the way who will help you in your quest for liberation.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of standing up against tyranny in a virtual world like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP