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OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Votes:	4724	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	4181
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	525362
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	872014	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Animals Bred:	182
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4752	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	153	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1288	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Runes Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5007	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	880	Towns Built:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!