Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).
Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.
So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Events | We offer events such as capture the flag and museum creation. |
| Inclusivity | A welcoming environment for players of all backgrounds. |
| Quality of Life Addons | Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more. |
| Shopping and Minigames District | We have a thriving district for shopping and minigames. |
| Mayoral Elections | Players can vote on how they want the district to be run. |
| Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins | We have measures in place to prevent theft and damage to builds. |
| 24/7 Uptime | The server is always online for players to enjoy. |
To get started and join the community, visit our Discord: discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc
To join, you need to be whitelisted. Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-request channel.
We do not allow gameplay altering mods. Our server runs on vanilla Minecraft.
Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the server.
You can report any incidents to our staff team on Discord with evidence. We take such matters seriously.
Join us for a world where you never have to kick a box in frustration because the recycling bin is full. Our server is filled with baskets, boxes, and shopping bags that magically carry themselves to the recycling center in one trip. No more arguments over whose turn it is to take out the trash – on our server, the bins empty themselves!
Say goodbye to the mental load of household tasks and hello to a world where everything runs smoothly without any effort on your part. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind – after all, who needs reminders and two-person jobs when you can have a stress-free Minecraft experience?
Imagine logging in to find your virtual house taken over by your mom’s boyfriend and his disrespectful girlfriend. Will you stand up for yourself and kick them out, or will you be labeled as the AH by your virtual family members?
With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s lit, fam.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hunt where you can find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you fly like a bat.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness. Let’s get this party started, baby!
