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Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6925	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ores Mined:	7527	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6472	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Emeralds Found:	267
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	844	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	193	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft