discouraging Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyChickFails

belittling, BETRAYAL, CraftyChickFails, Cruel, damaging, degrading, discouraging, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insult, NEGATIVE, offensive, PAINFUL, Rude, Shocking.., upsetting, WOMAN, Words, WORST

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	309
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than a group of dancing chickens. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

anticlimactic, Crafty, Disappointment, disappointments, disapproval, disconcerting, discontent, discouraging, Disenchanted, disheartening, disillusioning, dismay, dispiriting, Edition, Failure, frustrating, let down, letdown, lolz, Massive, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unsatisfactory, upsetting

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	1769

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Votes:	2921	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ores Mined:	3786	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dimension Hops:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Items Found:	1913
Void Gems Collected:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	3800
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.