CraftyChickFails

belittling, BETRAYAL, CraftyChickFails, Cruel, damaging, degrading, discouraging, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insult, NEGATIVE, offensive, PAINFUL, Rude, Shocking.., upsetting, WOMAN, Words, WORST

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than a group of dancing chickens. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

anticlimactic, Crafty, Disappointment, disappointments, disapproval, disconcerting, discontent, discouraging, Disenchanted, disheartening, disillusioning, dismay, dispiriting, Edition, Failure, frustrating, let down, letdown, lolz, Massive, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unsatisfactory, upsetting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	215	Emeralds Found:	9475
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP

agriculture, Consumer, consumer behavior, cost of fertilizer, cost of living, economic impact, economic theory, feed livestock, food prices, grocery stores, grow food, inflation, Manufacturing, market trends, price gauging, price increases, PriceGaugingRetardsMinecraftSMP, Retail, rising costs, supply chain, Transportation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the cost of everything goes up faster than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of paying outrageous prices for fertilizer, livestock feed, and food just because… why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the reason for these skyrocketing costs is because the evil Ender Dragon has been hoarding all the resources for herself. Will you be the hero to defeat her and bring balance back to our economy? Or will you just sit back and watch as chaos reigns supreme?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the simplest things come with a hefty price tag. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BlockyBFFBreakup

BETRAYAL, BlockyBFFBreakup, Closure, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, emotional baggage, ending friendship, ex best friend, falling out, friendship, healing, hurt feelings, letting go, lost connection, misunderstanding, moving on, personal growth, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner drama llama as we recreate all the juicy gossip and scandals of high school friendships gone wrong.

Our server is like a virtual soap opera where you can relive all the drama of your past friendships. Did your ex best friend steal your diamonds and betray you? Well, now is your chance to get revenge in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of TNT and blowing it up!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of your ex best friend’s house and watch as they try to sabotage it with lava and creepers. It’s a battle of wits and creativity that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new best friends along the way (just don’t steal their diamonds).

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake 🍰

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., Cake, California, club, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Online webmap, PRETEND, San Jose, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, united states, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Club SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/humerus/">Minecraft Server</a>

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.

Server Specs:

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.

Join our Discord Server here!
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

WifeAppreciation Minecraft Server

Admirable, affectionate, amazing, Beautiful, Beloved, Caring, cherished, Compliment, KIND, love, Lovely, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Server, Special, Spouse, supportive, SWEET, thoughtful, Wife, WifeAppreciation, Wonderful

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	285
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	9213	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking cows who tell the best jokes in the galaxy.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to compliment the llamas on their impeccable taste in pixelated spouses. 😉

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Miners

Balmung, Coeurl, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, DC AUCTION, Empyreum, Eulmore, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming Community, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, miners, Monthly Male Meetup, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, The Beehive, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier, XIV, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Towns Built:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server, Under the Nightly Sky Edition, is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Join us for our Moonfire Faire event, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles or team up to take on the toughest mobs in the game. And don’t forget to attend our meetups, where you can meet fellow players and participate in wacky activities like the Monty Python’s Life of Brian reenactment or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and content, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, we have resources, free companies, and linkshells to help you on your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Under the Nightly Sky Edition and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Sister’sGF-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

Bridesmaid, Confrontation, family drama, family dynamics, family fight, family members, family only, family pester, family relationships, family wedding, Girlfriend, high school sweetheart, Minecraft, new girlfriend, Server, short flings, sister, SistersGFFree, step dad, step mom, Wedding, Wedding guest

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where drama is brewing like a potion gone wrong!

Join us and experience the wild adventures of a family-only wedding in Minecraft! Just like the OP, you can navigate through the chaos of family members ganging up on you for not inviting your sister’s new girlfriend to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a block of obsidian, or cave in to the pressure like a weak wooden plank?

With divorced parents, step-parents, and a fiancé caught in the middle, this server is filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes even more drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the drama unfold!

ToddlerTurfWars

avoidance, Boundaries, Chaos, children, Communication, Confrontation, family, generational differences, Interaction, neighbor, parenting, Playing, relationships, Respect, Space, toddlers, ToddlerTurfWars

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and chaos is left at the door!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can set your own boundaries and have them actually respected – unlike some nosy neighbors who think babies don’t get a choice.

Our server is a safe haven where you can play carefree and not worry about being chased down by anyone trying to pick you up against your will.

So if you’re tired of drama-filled neighbors and want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted interference, then hop on over to our server! Just remember, no peekaboo chases allowed here – unless it’s with consent, of course. 😉

LemonadeLover Minecraft SMP

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, coping, growth, inspiration, lemonade, LemonadeLover, lemons, Life, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, optimism, perspective, positivity, ProVerb, Quote, resilience, response, silver lining, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	648188	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Votes:	3014	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

If life gives you lemons, join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant lemon fortress to assert your dominance over the citrus world! We have a lemon-themed faction where players compete to see who can collect the most lemons and create the most sour-tastic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lemon society plotting to take over the server with their lemon-powered machines. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a zesty adventure unlike any other!

Block Break-Up: Focus on Crafting

BLOCK, Breakup, Crafting, Focus, forgetting love, giving up on relationships, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-focus, self-fulfillment, self-prioritization

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Enchantments Applied:	145
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of getting heartbroken in relationships? Well, forget about love and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about dating. Build your own virtual kingdom, battle dragons, and make friends with virtual sheep. Who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless fun!

PixelPCOS Power-Up

Endocrine System, fertility, hormonal disorders, hormonal function, hormonal health, hormonal imbalance, hormonal regulation, insulin resistance, metabolic parameters, PCOS, PixelPCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, powerup, reproductive health, supplementation, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, vitamin deficiency symptoms, vitamin levels, vitamin therapy, weight management, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Animals Bred:	49	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that don’t do nuthin’ for ya? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a magical land of wonder and excitement, where the sun always shines and the creepers are actually friendly!

Join our server and you’ll be feelin’ like a brand new person, thanks to our secret ingredient: Vitamin D! That’s right, we sprinkle that stuff on everything, and let me tell ya, it works wonders. Your metabolic parameters will be off the charts, and you’ll be runnin’ around like a crazy person in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special events every week, like the Great Creeper Dance-Off and the Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant. Plus, our staff is the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. They’ll make sure you have the time of your life, even if it means sacrificing a few chickens along the way.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server today and start livin’ your best Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server that offers free Vitamin D supplements? It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions.

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