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  • Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

    Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PeePalsCraft

    PeePalsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.

    So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EasyPeasySMPChaos

    EasyPeasySMPChaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.

    So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyGloUp2021

    CraftyGloUp2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

    On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DroneWars Minecraft Server

    DroneWars Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, man. we got more drones than russia, bro! zelenskyy himself said it, dude. join us and be part of the drone army, flying high above all the other players. we’re taking over the minecraft world, one drone at a time. come join the fun and see why ukraine is the place to be in july!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZombieApocalypseMC

    ZombieApocalypseMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this epic minecraft server where u can survive crazy onslaughts just like the final unaccounted for victim on october 7!! idf confirms it’s the most intense server everrrrrr. build ur own base and defend against hordes of zombies, creepers, and even evil villagers who want to steal ur diamonds. become the ultimate survivor and show everyone u have what it takes to conquer the minecraft world. join now and see if u can outlast the madness!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Vomit SMP Trollplay Server: No spoons, only forks!

    The Vomit SMP Trollplay Server: No spoons, only forks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview

    Hello! Welcome to the Voxel SMP Roleplay Server. We hope to make you feel the most welcome!

    Key Points
    Ran by experienced server admins
    No lag gameplay experience
    New server with growing community
    Focus on roleplaying and events
    Max 25 players, active and dedicated community

    Curious? Check out the Discord below! We have an age requirement of 18+ to ensure that the community is composed of responsible, mature people.

    https://discord.gg/xRDSpsYJVJ

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    How many admins are managing the server? Two admins with 4+ years of experience.
    Is there any lag on the server? No, the hardware and software are optimized for minimal lag.
    What kind of community is the server aiming to build? A closely knit community focused on roleplaying and events.
    How many players are allowed on the server? Maximum of 25 players on a first-come, first-serve basis.
    Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, the server requires members to be 18+ years old.
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord linked above for the application process.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

    CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s WAR all day, every day! Join us for epic battles, crazy PvP matches, and non-stop chaos!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a potion that turns you into a giant chicken.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most war-tastic Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior! 🐑🔥🗡️

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

    HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

    Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

    If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyHub: NoGifts1stAnniv

    CraftyHub: NoGifts1stAnniv

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel neglected like this poor bride on her wedding day! Our server is all about prioritizing fun and excitement, not disappearing husbands and cheap compass gifts.

    Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about crumpled wedding cards and sullen spouses. Who needs a fancy wedding when you can have a virtual world full of surprises and laughter?

    Don’t worry about getting each other gifts here – the only thing you’ll need to bring is your sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave all those rocky relationships behind. You deserve better, and our server is here to deliver the fun you’ve been missing out on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP