join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding your stuff. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn poops out a stack of diamonds for you. it’s like costco offering discounts on every gift card except their own, but way cooler. come join the fun and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!
DiscountCraft
DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.