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CraftyKidzBelieve

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, CraftyKidzBelieve, funny memories, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	7471	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5935
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	197	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	443	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

endlessfun, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	2788	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyScreenTime

balance, Break, CraftyScreenTime, Digital Detox, digital wellness, healthy habits, internet, mental health, mindfulness, productivity, Reduce, Relaxation, screen addiction, screen time, self-care, Smartphone, social media, Technology, technology detox, Time management, well-being

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

city, crime scene analysis., crime scene cleanup, crime scene examination, Crime Scene Investigators, crime scene reconstruction, criminal activity, criminal investigation, CSIs, dust, dust analysis, dust buildup, dust particles, dust removal, evidence collection, forensic analysis., forensic evidence, forensic examination, forensic investigation, forensic science, forensic techniques, investigative procedures, investigative techniques, Paradise

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

join our server if you wanna be a dust detective! we got so much dust it’s practically a crime scene! uncover the mysteries of when events happened based on the slow buildup of dust on every surface! only the most intentional human activity can remove it, so get ready to dust off your detective skills and solve the ultimate dust mystery! trust us, it’s gonna be a dusty good time!

Sand Digging Sea Robins

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, buried prey, crablike legs, Digging, hunting techniques, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine habitats, marine life, marine predators, marine species, Northern sea robins, ocean creatures, ocean floor, Robins, sand, sand digging, sea, sea creatures, sensory abilities, taste sense, underwater hunting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to be a northern sea robin with six crablike legs, digging in the sand to find buried prey with a sense that’s basically taste? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you live out that fantasy! Join us and experience the thrill of being a sea robin on a mission to find some tasty treats buried in the sand. It’s a wild ride, full of adventure and delicious surprises. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun!