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LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

accident aftermath, bone fracture, broken arm, broken leg, Healing time, healthcare choice, injury comparison, injury management, LegOrArmBroke, Medical advice, medical decision, Minecraft, mobility limitations, orthopedic consultation, orthopedic injury, orthopedic specialist, pain management, physical pain, recovery process, recovery strategies, rehabilitation journey, smp, treatment options

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Potions Brewed:	181	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

Welcome to The Rat Tavern: Where the mods are as wild as the rats!

Class Systems, Craft to Exiles 2, Create, Discord link, Dungeons, Factions, Griefing, hang out, Ip:, Lite RPG, mine Colonies, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Mods, More Realms, PvP, rat, Rats, Roleplaying, TAVERN, team-up, Version 1.20.1, Wild

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

PvP is Allowed!
Lite RPG Encouraged
No Griefing!
Class Systems
More Realms
Mine colonies, Create, dungeons, and more!

IP	therattavern.g-portal.rocks
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/therattavern-modpak
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/therattavern

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed.
Are players encouraged to engage in lite roleplaying?	Yes, lite roleplaying is encouraged.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.1.
How can I find out more about the server?	Join The Rat Tavern’s Discord for more information.

Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

Breakfast, Caffeine, canadian cuisine, Canadian culture, canadian restaurants, coffee, donuts, Double-Double, drive thru, Epic, fast food, Minecraft, morning routine, Server, Tim Hortons, tim hortons breakfast, Tim Hortons coffee, tim hortons donuts, tim hortons drive-thru, tim hortons menu, tim hortons timbits, timbits, Timmies

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3387	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

$76 wasted, Boycott, denied refund, dumbed down, Gaming Community, lesson learned, memoryholed, moviegame, Never falling for Steam, NeverSteamAgain, no licenses, refund denied, regret, shilled to death, smp, Spyware, Steam-free life, uninstalling, V, wasted money, Woke, worse than Skyrim

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, caregiver stress, communication breakdown, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family responsibilities, Family Support, Frustration, intergenerational issues, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, privacy invasion, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8067
Ores Mined:	5302	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is so wild and wacky, even your retired Army veteran mother who got caught napping in the bathroom at work would feel right at home. And don’t worry, she won’t be snooping on your emails or eating your dinner here – unless you count virtual chicken leg quarters as a delicacy!

Join us now and let the chaos of real life melt away as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with instead? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

TeacherTrollzMC

autism, Backlash, bullying, classroom favoritism, condescension, controversy, criticism, education, former teacher, Honesty, IEP, LinkedIn, mental health, ONLINE, public humiliation, school district, social media, special needs, Teacher, TeacherTrollzMC, Truth

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting bullied is creepers by your diamond sword! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never mock the way you run or flap your arms (unless it’s a victory dance after defeating the Ender Dragon).

Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.

And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

GrumpyGhost Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, current, dead celebrity, FAMOUS, fan base, Fandom, Followers, GrumpyGhost, hate, Icon, Idol, influence, Legacy, Minecraft, opinion, Persona, posthumous, public image, reputation, smp, social media

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	196	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see Steve Irwin come back to life and wrestle creepers instead of crocodiles! Our server is so wild, even the ghost of Elvis Presley would be shaking his hips in disgust at the crazy fan base we’ve got going on. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the undead on our server – it’s a party that even Michael Jackson would moonwalk away from!

BandOrBustMC

artist appreciation, artist dedication, artist devotion, artist loyalty, band commitment, BandOrBustMC, eternal listening, favorite artist, favorite band, lifelong fan, lifelong listening, long term favorite, long term listening, Music, music lover, music obsession, music passion, music preferences, musical dedication, musical devotion, musical taste

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Votes:	6627
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	7176
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Animals Bred:	83

If you could only listen to one band or artist for the rest of your life, it better be the sound of our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was built on a magical block of cheese that grants players unlimited creativity and power. Not to mention, our resident parrot DJ spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that can breakdance on command. So why settle for just one band or artist when you can have the whole Minecraft symphony at your fingertips? Join us now and let the music of blocky legends serenade your ears for eternity!

CyberChechCraft: Musk’s Russian Adventure

Adventure, armored vehicle, attention-grabbing, Automotive Industry, Chechen warlord, controversial collaboration, CyberChechCraft, cybertruck, futuristic design, high-profile guest, innovation, international relations, Invitation, machine-gun mounted, military vehicle, Musk, Musks, russia, Russian, social media, Technology, unconventional invitation, unexpected partnership, viral video

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so like, this server is run by a chechen warlord who is bffs with musk. they like, invited him to russia after he was caught driving a cybertruck with a machine gun on it. like, who does that? only on this server can you find such wild and crazy adventures. join now for a chance to ride in a cybertruck with a machine gun and maybe even meet musk in person. it’s gonna be lit, fam.