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BlockyBedroomBlunders

awkward hookups, awkward moments, bizarre encounters, BlockyBedroomBlunders, embarrassing moments, funny sex stories, funny stories, kinky encounters, odd experiences, outlandish situations, peculiar encounters, peculiar fetishes, quirky moments, strange behavior, strange experiences, unexpected situations, unusual escapades, unusual fetishes, unusual intimacy, weird sex

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good).

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, albanese, carbon emissions, climate action, climate action commitment, climate agreement, climate change, climate crisis, climate leadership, climate policy, EcoCraft, environmental activism, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, global warming, government policy, international relations, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, political response, renewable energy, Server, trump

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Love Letters Sent:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1551

so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together!

CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!

Afghan refugees., Afghans, Asylum, Ban, CraftyBlockz, Crisis, discrimination, endangered, foreign policy, Fun, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration ban, International, MIDDLE EAST, policy, refugee ban, Refugees, stranded, trump, Trump administration, US withdrawal

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Animals Bred:	113	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	155464	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9703	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

BlockyPhD to Prof

abroad, Academia, ACADEMIC, BlockyPhD, career, doctorate, faculty position, findings, highly cited paper, Migration, PhD, postdoc, postdoctoral researchers, Prof, publication, research, research topic, researchers, retention, study, success

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1011
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Votes:	2213
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.

If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.

Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!

Melio

Adults, application form, Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, Java 1.21.4, Melio, No-Claims, safe space, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanillatweaks, Website, Western US, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land-claiming or chest locks, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat
Location	Western US

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Q: What is the application process like?

A: Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.

Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio?

A: Players of all playstyles and backgrounds are welcome, aiming to be an inclusive safe space.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: We enforce strict rules, especially regarding theft. We also avoid certain features like warps, McMMO, and money plugins.

Virtual Mindscape 1.20.6

1.20.6, autistic, Communication, content creators, digital avatars, digital identity, Diversity, entertainment industry, internet culture, mental health, MindSCAPE, neurodiversity, online gaming, online personalities, representation, Self-expression, Social Interaction, Social Skills, Streaming Community, virtual, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the players are actually vtubers? It’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man. And get this – they’re all super talented and hilarious, but in a totally autistic way. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but you can’t look away because it’s just too damn entertaining.

Join this server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a bunch of vtubers trying to survive in a blocky world. It’s like a mix of comedy gold and absolute madness, with a sprinkle of questionable life choices. And hey, who doesn’t love a good dose of cringe every now and then?

So come on, jump into this virtual rabbit hole and witness the wonders of vtuber autism in all its glory. Just be prepared to question your own sanity along the way. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

SelfieCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Affection, baking, Boundaries, Cheesecake, Communication, confusion, Crush, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, Friends, Friends With Benefits, hooking up, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mixed signals, PRESSURE, rejection, relationship, selfie, SelfieCraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Emeralds Found:	3151
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience all the ups and downs of a rollercoaster relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of thinking you’re about to kiss your crush, only to have them shut you down with a “noooooo” at the last second – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Once you’ve navigated the awkwardness of misreading signals, you can look forward to baking the most epic Nutella cheesecake to win a bet for a make-out session. Just be prepared for some mixed signals along the way, like being told your selfies are not welcome after weeks of hooking up – talk about a plot twist!

So, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance, join our server now and see if you can figure out if you’re the asshole in this crazy love story!

PrisonCraftFraudSquad

ACCUSATION, brother, Business, Comenity bank, credit card, debt collectors, digital print, foster home, fraud, fraud department, Insecurity, integration, Jealousy, Manipulation, Plus-sized, Prison, PrisonCraftFraudSquad, relationship, social media, torrid, Wife

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	5536
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue, just like this crazy credit card saga!

Imagine a world where your brother’s sketchy plus-sized wife is trying to frame you for credit card fraud in Minecraft! Will you be able to uncover the truth and clear your name, or will you be forever branded as a criminal in the virtual world?

With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

Addicted2Minecraft SMP

Addicted2Minecraft, addiction, addiction counseling, addiction help, addiction recovery, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery process, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery stories, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction rehabilitation, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, overcoming addiction, Recovery, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ores Mined:	1771	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like crack but in block form! I swear, I was so addicted to it, I played for like 69 hours straight without even blinking. And get this, I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama in the sky! It was so epic, I had all the other players bowing down to me like I was a Minecraft god or something. Seriously, if you want to experience the ultimate high of blocky bliss, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you have a life or something, in which case, why are you even here? Join us, we have cookies and creepers that explode rainbows!

ZuckCraft: Delete the Meta!

data security, DELETE, digital addiction, Digital Detox, digital manipulation, digital sovereignty, facebook, instagram, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Meta platforms, monopolies, oligarchy, online communities, online presence, personal information, privacy concerns, social control, social media, social-networking, tech giants, virtual reality, ZuckCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of being under the thumb of the social media oligarchy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from Zuck’s reign of terror! Join us and leave behind the shackles of Instagram, Facebook, and all those other meta platforms.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from the prying eyes of big tech. Want to create a giant statue of Mark Zuckerberg made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to recreate the entire metaverse and then blow it up with TNT? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Zuck and his cronies. We’ve got a network of secret tunnels, hidden bases, and even a secret handshake (spoiler alert: it involves doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head).

So if you’re ready to stick it to the man and have a hilarious time doing it, join our server today! Just remember, the first rule of fight club…oops, wrong resistance movement. Just join the server, okay?