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HateNoise Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Potions Brewed:	45
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5517
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9001
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	4351	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

black Americans, blocky, Community, crime, exposure, findings, Fun, gun control, Gun Violence, Impact, Land, long-term effects, mental health, public health, racial disparities, research, Safety, shooty, social justice, statistics, study, Trauma, urban communities, Violence prevention

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

Adults, base, Builds, chests, Chunks, Community, Curfew, Discord, Friendly, Glimmer, Griefing, Grove, LGBTQ, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Modded, Mods, moms, recruiting, rules, Server, Spawn, stricter, trolling, voice chat, Waystones, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Emeralds Found:	3959	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8878	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mines Excavated:	1192	Astral Projections Made:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

alliances, bragging, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, press conference, putin, PutinZelenskyBromance, relationship, russia, Server, Statements, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, White House, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

BlockyBossMan’s Demise

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Animals Bred:	105	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly! we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes!

if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cat Scan Cap Fun

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal testing, animal welfare, awake cats, Brain scanning, brain waves, CAP, cat, Cats, Chronic pain, electrodes, feline brain activity, Fun, hats, innovative technology, neurological studies, non-invasive procedures, pet health, Scan, scientific breakthrough, Veterinary research, veterinary science, wool caps

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure!