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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9325 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | New Chunks Explored: | 541941 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!
So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!