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PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8085	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3559
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	443830	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Zombie Dances:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Animals Bred:	48
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution

KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Front Line, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, News, North Korea-Russia relations, north korean, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, WARFARE, world events, Zelensky

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.