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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5868 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.