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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	135
Runes Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Void Gems Collected:	38	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	199
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	195
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Emeralds Found:	2711	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Towns Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!

ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!

add-on, adhd, Attention-Deficit, Behavioral Disorders, Bifidobacterium Bifidum, BifidoCraft, children, clinical trial, Double-Blind, DoubleBlind, Fun, gut health, Hyperactivity Disorder, intervention, mental health, neurodevelopmental, Nutritional Supplement, pediatric, Placebo-Controlled, probiotic, randomized, research study, Supplement

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all players with ADHD like symptoms! 12 weeks of intense gaming will have you feeling like a whole new person, thanks to our double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial! Watch as your attention span improves and your hyperactivity decreases as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to level up your gaming skills and your mental health at the same time. Join now for a chance to win a free supply of Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all your virtual adventures!

In the morning

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	58
Players Killed by Monsters:	7999	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Rytale Network

Welcome to Rytale! Rytale is a fun server running on the latest version of Minecraft. We currently feature a Towny server with plans to release future servers to the network!

The Towny server offers a variety of plugins, such as jobs, auctions, player warps, MCMMO, cosmetics, and more! We strive to enchance the player experience, while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots.

Hope to see soon!

IP: play.rytale.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.rytale.net/ Website: https://rytale.net/ Store: https://store.rytale.net/ Rules: https://rules.rytale.net/

play.rytale.net

CraftyMonsters Minecraft Server

CraftyMonsters, databases, Frontier, Game, Iceborne, Info, Kiranico, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, question.., Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Threads, trailers, vg play

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2063
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Monster Hunter madness!

Imagine riding a Minecraft dragon while hunting down giant monsters like a boss. Our server is so epic that even the monsters are shaking in their boots (if they had boots, that is).

We’ve got crazy new features like riding a T-Rex into battle or taming a fire-breathing dragon to protect your base. And don’t even get me started on the loot – you’ll find diamonds, emeralds, and even rare Monster Hunter gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a whole new dimension filled with even more epic adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!