SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

Boorus, caption thread., caption tutorials, catbox, cheerleader, conspiring, discord servers, Fireheart, Free Caption Making Software, hentai, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIJOE, Majiikappu, MEGADoggo, Minecraft, Mouchi, Pregnancy, Relzen, smp, Swirlin, Thread, writing prompt

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	470

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

Crafty Caption Craze – Join the LOLz on Server #688.5

Boorus, Capper, caption, caption tutorials, catbox, comfort caps, Crafty, CRAZE, discord servers, Dragon Quest V, Erelzen, Fireheart, Furry JOI, Höss, Joe, JOE Caption thread, Joi, Join, lolz, Majiikappu, MEGADoggo, Mouchi, Server, Swirlin, Wedding Night

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5307	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “going green” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: Bianca, Nera, and Deborah from Dragon Quest V are getting ready to enjoy their wedding night with Madison… in Minecraft! Who knew virtual weddings could be so epic?

But that’s not all! We have comfort caps galore, so you can relax and unwind in style. Share your favorite caps and get ready to laugh until you cry.

And don’t forget to check out our Discord servers, where the party never stops. Join The Stash or The Swirlin Swarm for even more madness and mayhem.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server today and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

BlindCraft: Where even the creepers can’t sneak up on you

auditory localization, auditory perception, BlindCraft, Childhood, CREEPERS, developmental disabilities, difficulty judging sounds, early intervention, Early vision loss, location of sound, neurodevelopmental disorders, partial vision loss, research, sensory deficits, sensory experiences, sensory impairments, sensory integration, sensory processing, sensory processing disorder, sight loss, sneak, visual impairment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, imagine you join this epic minecraft server, right? and, like, the reason you gotta join is cuz, get this, if you don’t, you might lose your ability to judge sounds properly! like, what even is that, right? apparently, if you don’t join this server, you might end up thinking a creeper is behind you when it’s actually in front of you. talk about a plot twist, amirite?

so, like, the research says that if you don’t join this server, you might have trouble with sounds if you lose your vision early in life. but if you join this server, you’ll be able to judge sounds like a pro, even if you can’t see a thing! it’s like magic, but in minecraft form. so, like, join now before you start hearing chickens clucking in your ear when they’re actually miles away. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

BadWolfMC: Where adults go to play Minecraft and pretend they’re still 18+ and expert builders.

Adult, Adults, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, bedrock, Builders, Chicago, Community, device, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Expert, Farms, Friends, gamersafer, java, Minecraft, mojang, Network, Passion, Play, PRETEND, Prizes, Quests, Theyre, Wiki

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Love Letters Sent:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

IP Address	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

✅ Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
🪶 Several game modes and amazing places to explore, including dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique and powerful prizes!
🛡️ Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization!
✨ Lots of interesting mechanics to enhance your experience both in game and out!
🏪 Balanced, diamond based economy with Player Shops & Jobs!
🌎 Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds to keep the main worlds pretty!
❓ Find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.
👥 Seriously the best online community you’ll ever have the privilege of belonging to, with members from all walks of life.
🗒️We’re greylisted! Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and build permissions will be granted once your application is approved.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

(full rules here)

All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, etc.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com We hope you’ll be as excited about this place as we are!

We look forward to seeing you in game!

KartCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, Competition, drift, Entertainment, fun racing game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, item boxes, kart racing, KartCraft, mario kart, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, Nostalgia, popular games, power ups, racing games, racing mechanics, Server, TRACKS, video games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Tired of boring old racing games where you just drive around in circles? Well, hop on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of racing through pixelated landscapes like never before! Our custom-built Mario Kart track will have you dodging creepers, jumping over lava pits, and collecting power-ups like a true Minecraft pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground mushroom kingdom where you can ride on giant turtles, battle evil wizards, and even rescue a princess or two. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Nether and race against ghasts and pigmen in a fiery inferno of chaos.

So why settle for just Mario Kart when you can have all this and more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BeatlesMania Minecraft Server

A Hard Day’s Night, Band, beatles, BeatlesMania, best Beatles movie, classic, documentary, film, George Harrison, Help, iconic, John Lennon, let it be, Magical Mystery Tour, Minecraft, Movie, Music, music history, paul mccartney, rock and roll, Server, sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band, Yellow Submarine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate psychedelic experience you’ve been looking for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Want to build a yellow submarine or a strawberry field forever? You can do it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can battle zombie versions of John, Paul, George, and Ringo in a epic showdown to prove who the ultimate Beatle is.

So come on down and join us for a groovy time on our Minecraft server. It’s more fun than watching a yellow submarine sail off to nowhere land!

SickBoyfriendGoneMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, compromise, demanding, emotional, Guilt, inconsiderate, INSANE, leverage, OVERWHELMING, relationship, Ridiculous, self-care, self-centered, sick boyfriend, SickBoyfriendGoneMCServer, Stubborn, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the drama and chaos just like this relationship story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of dealing with overly emotional players who act like it’s the end of the world over the smallest things. 2. Get a taste of the in-game grunts and refusal to leave the safety of their virtual house. 3. Enjoy the challenge of trying to sympathize with players who demand tea, snacks, and constant attention. 4. Explore a world where players expect you to cater to their every whim, but get upset when you suggest something different. 5. Witness the epic battles between self-centered players and those who just want to have a good time.

Don’t miss out on all the drama and insanity – join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the crazy world of relationships and sick days!

UnfitHikerNoMore

altitude sickness, cardiac issues, Cardio, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, elevation gain, FITNESS, friendship, grizzly bear country, group dynamics, Hiking, long-term friendships, mountain range, Outdoor Adventure, PLB, risk assessment, self-care, UnfitHikerNoMore, weekend plans

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9595

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server for a wild adventure filled with grizzly bears, altitude sickness, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine hiking through a virtual mountain range with your friends, only to have one of them bail out and cause chaos. Will you choose to continue the journey without them, or will you follow them back and risk ruining the whole trip? The choice is yours on our server!

With no PLB or connection to the outside world, you’ll have to rely on your survival skills and bear defense to make it through. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden treasures and secret challenges along the way.

So if you’re ready for a hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate virtual hike!

CraftyFails: Share Your Epic Fails

biggest mistake, biggest work blunder, biggest work regret, career blunder, Career mistake, CraftyFails, Crowdstrike, employment mistake, Epic, Fails, job error, job mishap, professional error, Share, work disaster, work fail, work failure, work faux pas, work mess up, work mishap, work mishap confession, work mishap story, work mistake, workplace mishap

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos zone where anything can happen! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic fails, hilarious mishaps, and ridiculous pranks.

Forget about building beautiful structures and peaceful survival, on our server, the goal is to create the most epic work fuckup possible! Whether you accidentally set your entire base on fire or unleash a horde of angry zombies on your friends, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Biggest Work Fuckup” competition, where players compete to see who can mess up the most spectacularly. The winner receives a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of epic fails in the Minecraft world.

GershkovichCraft: 16 Years in Russia

16 years, activism, Censorship, Evan Gershkovich, foreign correspondent, GershkovichCraft, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, imprisonment abroad, injustice, international relations, jailed, Journalism, Legal System, Media, media coverage, political repression, press freedom, protest, russia, US journalist, Years

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the most epic potato statue you can think of. like, seriously, we’re talking potatoes the size of skyscrapers here. and the best part? if your potato statue is the biggest and most epic, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole week.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamonds. and if you can find the golden carrot hidden deep within the dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where all the mobs break out their best dance moves? it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potatoes). it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

EggcellentAdaptations

adaptation, EggcellentAdaptations, eggs, embryonic plasticity, Evidence, killifish, killifish eggs, local adaptation, population scale, PREDATORS, scientists, study

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the eggs of killifish have like, super powers or somethin’? well, u gotta join this server cuz like, the eggs on here can adapt to predators and stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of survival of the fittest in minecraft.

imagine being chased by a creeper and then ur egg just like, grows wings and flies away. that’s the kind of crazy stuff that happens on this server. u gotta see it to believe it.

come join us and witness the epic battle between killifish eggs and predators. it’s a showdown like no other. plus, we have free cake for all new players. who doesn’t love cake, am i right? so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Welcome to Hardrada: Where we pretend to build stuff, fight over imaginary land, and argue about who has the best imaginary town.

alcohol brewing, Angelchest, argue, bar owner, Brewery, BUILD, Chestshop, city life, combatlog, Dynmap, empire-building, Fair Rules, Fight, Geyser, Hardrada, Imaginary, Land, merchant, minimal admin intervention, No E chests, No Phantoms, open to suggestions, player-driven, PRETEND, Rtp, Siegewar, Simple Sit, Stuff, TOWN, unbiased staff, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Hardrada Worldbuilding Overview

Description
A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding!

Notable plugins:

Angelchest
Brewery
Chestshop
Combatlog
No E chests
Dynmap
Geyser (Bedrock comp)
RTP
No phantoms
Siegewar
Simple Sit
Towny

Discord:

https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

IP:

hardrada.minecraft.best

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any restrictions on what players can build?	No, players have almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world.
Are there any plugins that change the gameplay experience?	Yes, there are notable plugins such as Angelchest, Brewery, Chestshop, and more that enhance the worldbuilding experience.
Is there active moderation on the server?	There is minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team to ensure balanced and fair gameplay.

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