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MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	New Chunks Explored:	415957

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Towns Built:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	8138	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Star Shards Collected:	217
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Towns Built:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7041
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!