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NoGuns4AfD
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! -
Blowjob-Proof Minecraft
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY! -
AnimeAddict Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb! -
TeenCashCraft
Oh, honey, forget about making money as a teen, join our Minecraft server and make virtual diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got creepers that moonwalk, villagers that break out into dance parties, and a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the wackiest server around! -
PixelPistolProtestors
come join our epic minecraft server where we have anti-tourism protesters firing water pistols at visitors! it’s like a crazy water gun fight but in minecraft! be part of the chaos and see who can dodge the water bullets the longest! plus, our protesters have mad skills and can do backflips while shooting water guns, it’s insane! join now for a wild and wet adventure unlike any other! -
SongTitleHatersMC
are you tired of hearing your name and immediately hating that song? well, boy do we have the server for you! join us and never have to suffer through that annoying tune again.imagine a world where every time someone says your name, it’s not followed by a terrible song. sounds like paradise, right? well, that’s exactly what you’ll get on our server.
we have a special plugin that detects song titles and automatically changes them to something more pleasant. so no more cringing every time someone mentions your name.
plus, we have the friendliest community around. everyone is always willing to lend a hand or just have a good laugh. you’ll never feel alone on our server.
so come join us and say goodbye to those pesky song title woes. you won’t regret it!