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AC Off Minecraft Server

ac, cold house, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Fall, financial responsibility, Freezing, Frustration, high utility bill, house rules, living situation, majority rules, Minecraft, personal comfort, roommate issues, roommates, Server, Temperature, utility bill

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	193	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ScareFlicksMC SMP

bone-chilling movie, chilling movie, creepy movie, disturbing film, eerie film, fear-inducing movie, frightening film, goosebumps movie, hair-raising movie, horror classic, horror film, horror flick, horror genre, petrifying movie, psychological horror, psychological thriller, ScareFlicksMC, scary movie, smp, spine-chilling film, terrifying movie, unnerving movie

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Votes:	1079	Potions Brewed:	61

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

Chaklun drone, ChaklunCraft, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, DOMINATE, drone technology, electronic warfare protection, electronic warfare resistant, innovation, military equipment, military technology, military use, national defense, SECURITY, Skies, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

centurion111.play.minekube.net

Border 512×512

512×512, Adventure, Border 512×512, BUILD, Community, Discord, Explore, Fun, Gaming, LIMITED, Minecraft, Mini, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, server ip, Small, Survival, Vanilla, welcome, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

173.248.49.127:14000

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

Anarchy, Community, Discord, forward, Friendly, Fun, Further, join us, looking, Master, Meeting, Minecraft, Other, PvP, PvPer, Redstone, Roleplay, roleplayer, Scrolling, see, Semipants, SemiSerious, Server, try, WanMC², Wears

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4676

WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

anti-Zionism, antisemitism, Bigotry, chosen people, Conversion, CRAZE, ethnic cleansing, ethnic identity, Genocide, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust denial, intolerance, Israel, Jewish, Kosher, Larping, Minecraft, Poland, racism, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, Sin

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	176	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

altcoin trading, btc, BTC price analysis, chart, chart analysis, chart analysis tools, chart patterns, Crafty, crypto exchange, crypto market, cryptocurrency trading, Link, LINK price analysis, LINK/BTC, market trends, price movement, resistance levels, smp, support levels, Technical Analysis, Trading Indicators, trading platform, trading signals, Trading Strategies, Trading Tools

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6188	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!