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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6114 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 60 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
so, like, if you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, then listen up, cuz it’s gonna blow your mind, dude! like, did you know that on this server, we got masculine lesbians runnin’ the show? yeah, you heard me right! they’re like, super strong and stuff, cuz they got higher testosterone levels, according to some study or whatever.
but that’s not even the craziest part, bro! on this server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up! it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man!
and get this, on weekends, we have a dance party at the end of the world! the zombies and skeletons come out to boogie down with us, and even the ender dragon shows up to drop some sick beats! it’s wild, dude!
so, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over and join the fun! trust me, you won’t regret it!
