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DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	228
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Potions Brewed:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Farms Harvested:	879
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	2359
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1794	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Star Shards Collected:	66
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Camp, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, news headline, peace process, political tension, RETALIATION, Senior official, Server, truce talks, violence, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	3730	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	830599
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Gaza up in here! We got Hamas withdrawin’ from truce talks left and right, just like players withdrawin’ from PvP battles when they see me comin’! Senior officials be sayin’ we got more drama than a soap opera, but hey, that just adds to the fun, amirite? So come on down and join the chaos, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server!

GeoDetainedCraft

#authorities, GeoDetainedCraft, Georgian citizen, illegal detention, occupation line, Report, Russian forces

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, there’s this totally wild story about Russian forces trying to mess with a Georgian citizen near the occupation line. But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server because we have magical protection spells that keep all the crazies away. Plus, we have unicorns and dragons roaming around, so it’s like a fantasy land up in here. Join us for the ultimate adventure and never worry about getting detained by Russian forces again!

ColdBrewCrafts

ALE, bar, Beer, Beverages, brewed, brewed coffee, cafe, Chilled, coffee, cold, cold beer, ColdBrewCrafts, drink, latte, Refreshing, room temp, Room temperature, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!