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  • Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

    Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 9131
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Emeralds Found: 9155 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

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  • No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1528
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4767 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

    LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 5584
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Villages Defended: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8412 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Re: Zero Minecraft Server

    Re: Zero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 2489
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2140 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Votes: 8686 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

    But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7979
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No more drama Minecraft server

    No more drama Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8642
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Falling into the Void: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Hunted Minecraft SMP

    The Hunted Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1249
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Magical Moments Shared: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

    Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 7729
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7423

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

    Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 8079
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Towns Built: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

    Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

    But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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