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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 733 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your skills and rise to the top? Look no further than our server, where even a 5th grader with one shoe can almost beat a high school freshman at b-ball! Join us for some epic gameplay and crazy competitions that will have you feeling like a pro in no time.
Our server is the perfect place for aspiring NBA stars who may not have the best dribbling skills or even own a basketball. We welcome all levels of players, even those who double dribble their way to victory. And if you’re looking for some tough love and real talk, our community is here to set you straight and help you realize your true potential (even if it’s not in the NBA).
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where anything is possible and where dreams of basketball stardom can come crashing down in the most hilarious ways. Who needs the NBA when you can dominate in the world of Minecraft?
