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| Players: |
97/400 |
Votes: |
6210 |
| Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: |
5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
10 |
| New Chunks Explored: |
18497 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: |
1 |
Runes Activated: |
3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: |
13 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: |
25 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: |
0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: |
1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
16 |
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.
