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A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

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Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

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“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

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Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

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OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

KhmerEmpire

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Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

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The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

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Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	New Chunks Explored:	144214
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Items Found:	6420

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	178
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

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A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

Stats November 22, 2024

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

Server Details:

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

What happens if I break the rules?

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The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Farms Harvested:	403
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Love Letters Sent:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	156