| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4237 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6535 |
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9132 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7594 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6177 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 827 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 41901 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6077 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 4976 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1000 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6220 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1713 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 69 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3041 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4142 |
| Crops Grown: | 1494 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5523 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8744 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 222 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8686 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
