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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1062 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4450 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got pigs flying in the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a party in your computer, man.
you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.
come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.
