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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1035 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!