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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6552 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!