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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8014 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!