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SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	7499	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	349
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchantments Applied:	200	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Void Armor Forged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Votes:	3467	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Emeralds Found:	7369	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	86608
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	3159

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!

ZelenskiyCraft: Surprising Ukrainians

armed conflict, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Government, leadership, Military, military capabilities, military training, national defense, political leadership, president, SECURITY, strategy, Surprise, Surprising, Tactics, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Ores Mined:	6281
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5008	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

so, liek u kno how ukraine is all abt drama n stuff, well dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u join, u get hit wif surprises left n right. u think u building a cute lil house, BAM! creeper comes n blows it up. u think u found diamonds, BAM! someone steals em right from under ur nose. but dont worry, ukraine army is here to save da day. dey got ur back n will protect u from all da craziness. so come join dis server if u want sum thrill n excitement in ur minecraft lyfe. plus, who doesnt wanna hang out wif zelenskiy, amirite?