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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4167 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.
So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?