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PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

anti-Jewish sentiment, Antisem, antisemitism, discrimination, explosion, extremism, Global, global rise, hate, hate crimes report, hate groups, hate incidents, Hate Speech, hate speech trends, HateCraft, intolerance, Jewish community, october 7, prejudice, religious discrimination., rise in hate crimes, State Department report, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Void Gems Collected:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6104	Evil Twin Fights:	3

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

ReviveSMP is a SMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, bodily fluids, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, expectorating, expectoration, gross, hygiene, Manners, Minecraft, public health, rude behavior, saliva, saliva expulsion, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva projection, Server, sneezing, social norms, SpitCraft, SPITTING, spitting in public

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8927	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

cognition, CraftySmartyMC, critical thinking, intelligence, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-assessment, self-assured, self-aware, self-awareness development, self-awareness growth, self-awareness journey, self-confidence, self-critical, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6532	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8341	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bonus clawbacks, CashCraft, China, Chinese economy, compensation limits, Executives, financial elite, financial industry, financial regulations, financial sector, high earners, income limits, income restrictions, Investment, Minecraft, pay caps, regulations, salary caps, salary restrictions, Server, top earners, wealth management

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
New Chunks Explored:	840695	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!