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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6504 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.
join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.
plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.
so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.
