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WeekDayz – Mine & Chill!

activities, Chill, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure, MONDAY, personal preference, Preferences, productivity, Relaxation, Routine, saturday, Schedule, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, WeekDayz, weekend, why, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchantments Applied:	233
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, listen up! If your favorite day of the week isn’t the day you join our Minecraft server, then you’re seriously missing out! Picture this: every Monday, our server transforms into a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance. Tuesdays are all about building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, with a prize of unlimited golden apples for the winner. Wednesdays are dedicated to epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond swords and pet dragons. Thursdays are for competitive sheep shearing races, because why not? Fridays are for massive PvP battles where you can ride into battle on a giant chicken. Saturdays are for chilling in our virtual hot tubs and discussing the meaning of life with fellow players. And Sundays? Well, Sundays are for sleeping in and dreaming about all the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server next week. So, what’s your favorite day of the week now? Join us and make every day a Minecraft Funday!

NightMarch Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Community, doctor’s rape, empowerment, gender equality, Indian women, Justice, March, Minecraft, movement, murder, NightMarch, protest, reclaim the night, Safety, Server, social change, solidarity, Support, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where indian women march to reclaim the night after a doctor’s rape and murder! we have the most lit events, like a virtual protest where you can build signs and march around the server to fight for justice! join us for a fun and empowering experience as we come together to make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our community is so supportive and amazing, you’ll never want to leave! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of something truly special!

BlockyBorderPatrol

aggression, Alliance, Belarus, BlockyBorderPatrol, borders, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military intervention, political tension, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Troops, VIOLATION

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

so, like, this server is like, so epic that even russia is getting involved, man. like, if you mess with our borders, russia is gonna send in their troops to back us up. how crazy is that? join us and be part of this intense political drama in the minecraft world. who knows what will happen next, maybe aliens will join the server too. come on, don’t miss out on all the action and chaos. join now and be a part of history in the making, dude.

GlutenCraft: Triggered!

autoimmune disorder, celiac, celiac disease, Digestive health, gluten, gluten antibodies, gluten free diet, gluten free lifestyle, gluten free options, gluten free products, gluten free recipes, gluten intolerance, gluten protein, gluten reaction, gluten research, gluten sensitivity, gluten symptoms, gluten testing, GlutenCraft, reaction trigger, treatments, triggered

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	188
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

So, like, you know how some people can’t eat gluten cuz it makes them all sick and stuff? Well, this server is like the cure for that, but for Minecraft players! We have identified the gluten reaction trigger in the game and now we have all these crazy new celiac treatments to make sure everyone can play without getting sick!

Join us and experience the magic of playing Minecraft without any gluten-related issues! Build your dream world, fight off zombies, and mine for diamonds all without worrying about that pesky gluten getting in your way. Plus, our community is super supportive and will help you navigate this brave new gluten-free world.

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure! Who knew that curing celiac disease could be so much fun in Minecraft?!

Bazzi SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you in search of an extraordinary economy lifesteal server?

Bazzi SMP is the place for you! We offer a unique blend of features that you won’t find anywhere else:

Jobs, crates, shops, auctions, lifesteal, economy and many more features !

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Soul Blade

Earth, Economy, Enjoy, Event, Fun, Minecraft, OP Rewards, Prices, PvP, Server, smp, Soul Blade

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Soul blade smp op rewards anf prices for event and many more things. Come join in server for fun and enjoy with us.

SoulBlade.mine.bz:25013

Crafty Poopie Butt Server

bathroom humor, butt, catchy tune, children’s song, Crafty, fart, FARTING, farty, funny, gross, humor, long tail tags, poopie, poopie whoopie, poopiebutt, poopies, potty humor, Server, silly, song, STINKY

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to embrace your inner Poopiebutt and let loose with some epic farting and pooping shenanigans?

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop poopies in the butt! Let your inner Poopiebutt shine as you explore our crazy world and unleash your farty goodness upon all who dare to challenge you.

But beware, the legendary Farty Poopiebutt is said to roam these lands, spreading chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Poopiebutt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let’s make some epic memories together. Poopies never stop on this server, so get ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with your fellow Poopiebutts!

UnbearableCrafter Minecraft SMP

autism, bewildering, Challenging, Confusing, difficult to follow, excessive goals, frustrating, frustratingly complex, hard to decipher, holy fuck, incomprehensible, incomprehensible scoring system, lack of clarity, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, OVERWHELMING, perplexing, Score, smp, total goals, Unbearable, UnbearableCrafter

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and safe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our chaotic and unpredictable SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! This server is a wild ride of insanity and hilarity, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. So come join us and embrace the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Nopeistan – Too many creepers and griefers!

adventurous spirit, AVOID, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, dislike, Griefers, hidden gems, language barriers, negative experiences, Nopeistan, Off the beaten path, Personal preferences, political instability, reasons, Remote Locations, Safety concerns, Tourist Destination, travel, travel restrictions, travel warnings, unfamiliar customs, Unique Destinations, unpopular country

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old countries with their predictable landscapes and mundane cultures? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with flying llamas, talking cows, and dancing creepers! Forget about traveling to popular countries like France or Japan, where you’ll just see the same old landmarks and eat the same old food. On our server, you can visit the mystical land of Baconia, where the rivers flow with maple syrup and the trees are made of bacon. Or take a trip to the underwater city of Fishopolis, where the mermaids throw epic parties and the dolphins are trained in synchronized swimming. So why waste your time on boring old countries when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder?

BallerinaCraft: 12yrs in Russia

12 years, 12yrs, Ballerina, BallerinaCraft, BETRAYAL, court case, crime, dancer, Espionage, High Treason, Imprisonment, imprisonment sentence, international relations, Justice, L.A, Legal System, Penal colony, Political, punishment, russia, Russian, scandal, sentenced

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3523
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	3302	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape reality like this ballerina who apparently did some shady stuff in russia and got sent to a penal colony for 12 years. like damn, if she had just joined our server she could have been building castles and taming dragons instead of getting in trouble with the russians.

so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?

join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.