Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	36
Enchantments Applied:	168	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9556
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is so wild and wacky, even your retired Army veteran mother who got caught napping in the bathroom at work would feel right at home. And don’t worry, she won’t be snooping on your emails or eating your dinner here – unless you count virtual chicken leg quarters as a delicacy!

Join us now and let the chaos of real life melt away as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with instead? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

TeacherTrollzMC

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting bullied is creepers by your diamond sword! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never mock the way you run or flap your arms (unless it’s a victory dance after defeating the Ender Dragon).

Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.

And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

GrumpyGhost Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see Steve Irwin come back to life and wrestle creepers instead of crocodiles! Our server is so wild, even the ghost of Elvis Presley would be shaking his hips in disgust at the crazy fan base we’ve got going on. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the undead on our server – it’s a party that even Michael Jackson would moonwalk away from!

BandOrBustMC

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37

If you could only listen to one band or artist for the rest of your life, it better be the sound of our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was built on a magical block of cheese that grants players unlimited creativity and power. Not to mention, our resident parrot DJ spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that can breakdance on command. So why settle for just one band or artist when you can have the whole Minecraft symphony at your fingertips? Join us now and let the music of blocky legends serenade your ears for eternity!

CyberChechCraft: Musk’s Russian Adventure

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Buildings Constructed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	344713	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so like, this server is run by a chechen warlord who is bffs with musk. they like, invited him to russia after he was caught driving a cybertruck with a machine gun on it. like, who does that? only on this server can you find such wild and crazy adventures. join now for a chance to ride in a cybertruck with a machine gun and maybe even meet musk in person. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafttomuck S3: The Modded Mess – Where creations thrive and players survive – RIP Deceased Craft, no kids allowed!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Overview

Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We are a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. Currently on Season 3 – To The Stars!

Survival SMP

This server is build-focused with a friendly community. We have a shopping and gaming district for players to enjoy.

Creative

This server uses the same modpack as the Survival SMP, intended for testing machines and building in creative mode.

Deceased Craft PvPvE

A new addition to our servers, a PVP zombie survival pack launched recently. Fast-paced and chaotic gameplay.

Links

Crafttomuck Website

World Map

Closing Statements

We take our community seriously and encourage effort in applications. Read the rules and join us for some crafting and mining fun!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply on our website at https://www.crafttomuck.com and join our Discord community.
What modpack do you use?	We use the Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. You can find the modpack on Curseforge under “Crafttomuck”.
Are there any rules for the servers?	Each server has its own set of rules, which can be found on our Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them.
Is there any lag on the servers?	We have a dedicated server that runs smoothly with minimal lag. If any issues arise, we address them promptly.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	1716	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party that only the bravest players can find!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that will make all the other players green with envy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a portal to the mystical realm of Cheese Land? It’s a place where rivers flow with nacho cheese and mountains are made of cheddar – just be careful not to anger the Cheese Golems, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EconCollapseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	26352	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Void Gems Collected:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only political policies are deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual birthday party! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness as we navigate through the ups and downs of building, exploring, and surviving in our zany world.

But beware, the cycle of chaos is never-ending in our server. One minute you could be peacefully farming carrots, and the next you could be caught in a prank war with your fellow players. Who knows what will happen next in this unpredictable and hilarious world!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who needs boring political policies when you can have cake fights and prank wars instead? Let’s dive into the madness together and see where the crazy cycle takes us!

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