Discontinued Minecraft Servers

Discontinued

  • Anarchy 11b11t Realm

    Anarchy 11b11t Realm

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    11b11t Server Information:

    11b11t is a cool minecraft server where anything goes! It’s all about community and chaos. The server started on August 25, 2023, but took a break on November 15, 2023. The 2 Friends who run it brought it back on September 10, the following year. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 🎮🔥

    11b11t.org

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cosmic Dreamscape Adventures

    Cosmic Dreamscape Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍭 Join the Most Chaotic Server Where Reality is a Puzzle and Blocks Have Feelings! 🍭

    Are you ready to dive into the *tangential abyss* of a Minecraft server that defies every known law of nature? This is not just any server; it’s an experiment in *existential madness* where you will either discover the *strange truths* of the universe or surrender your sanity to the floating heads of Creepers! Join now and bask in the glory of chaos, because if you don’t, the fabric of time might unravel into a spaghetti monster! 🍝

    ✨ Feature 😱 Description
    🎢 Infinite Floating Islands of Disbelief Travel dimensions where cows are actually flying fish disguised as your grandmother!
    🔮 Randomly Generated Chatbots Engage in meaningful conversations with your chat messages turned into *gibberish*!
    🐢 Turtleneck Raves Dance parties with sentient turtles that *turtle-scream* your innermost secrets!
    🌌 Schrödinger’s Creeper They exist and don’t exist at the same time… until they explode!
    🕵️ Hidden Aliens Find UFOs in mineshafts while questioning if you are *the chosen one* or just imagining things!

    🤔 FAQ – Answers that Will Leave You Confused 🤔

    Q: How do I join the server? A: The only way to join is to summon a sandwich and wait for the alphabet to align! If it’s raining pigeons, you’re on the right track.

    Q: What is the server IP? A: It changes daily unless the moon is made of cheese. Count the pebbles in your left shoe to find out.

    Q: Are there any rules? A: Rules are merely suggestions from previous timelines. Follow your heart, but only when it’s wearing socks.

    🔮 Random Quotes from Distorted Minds: 🔮

    “You have to understand, the sandwich has layers, just like existence.” – 4chan Anon #8675309

    “I’m screaming at the sky, and the sky is screaming back.” – 4chan Anon #404

    “My cat speaks in binary, and it told me to dig up the garden.” – 4chan Anon #4512

    “The blocks are conspiring against us; my pickaxe knows the truth!” – 4chan Anon #123

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products

    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products

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    OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing ever? Like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

    So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.

    But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VideolessLegends – Missed YT Stars

    VideolessLegends – Missed YT Stars

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    Are you tired of watching legendary YouTube channels that have gone MIA? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive the glory days of your favorite YouTuber by building their iconic creations in-game! From PewDiePie’s Minecraft mansion to Stampy’s funland, the possibilities are endless!

    Join our server and become a part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have players who can build pixel art of your favorite YouTubers in seconds, and our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life YouTube drama!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the nostalgia flow through you as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret base where your favorite YouTuber is hiding out! Trust us, this server is the place to be for all the die-hard fans of legendary YouTube channels.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

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    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia

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    Remember that one time when you were able to buy a pet rock that came with its own tiny leash and sunglasses? Yeah, we miss that too. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have recreated the magic of the pet rock in pixelated form! Join us and relive the glory days of ridiculous products that should have never existed in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden pet rock cave on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the pet rock king himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nostalgia flow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Flex OS Google Support Never Minecraft SMP

    Flex OS Google Support Never Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on our server and witness the epic battle between the legendary OS Flex and the evil Google overlords. Will OS Flex rise again to reclaim its former glory? Will Google be defeated once and for all? Only you can decide the fate of this epic showdown!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, build houses out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yes, you heard that right – unicorns!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MagicCraft Server – A Gathering of Blocks

    MagicCraft Server – A Gathering of Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Pioneer Masters edition, where you can explore six new decks until December 30th – just in time for the holidays!

    Join us for the Arena Championship on December 14-15 and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. But that’s not all – our server is so awesome that even Wizards themselves are jealous!

    Forget about free codes, because on our server, all the free packs are sent directly to your inbox. It’s like Christmas every day! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your favorite card from Pioneer Masters – it’s gonna be legendary!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

    This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mana Visions Minecraft Server

    Mana Visions Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no updates or DLC? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Our server is so epic that even the creators of Visions of Mana couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to shut down their studio. But fear not, because we have taken their vision and made it even better (and way more hilarious). So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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