Imagine a world where the internet doesn’t exist… shudders But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the horrors of a world without the interwebs and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. Build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the Dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Need a never-ending supply of cake? You got it. The possibilities are as endless as the creepers that roam the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who needs the internet when you have llamas, diamond houses, and dancing Ender Dragons?
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world without Google Maps to guide you to safety. Test your survival skills as you navigate through treacherous caves and battle hordes of zombies without the luxury of calling for backup with a quick text message.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against their oppressive rule? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So say goodbye to the digital age and hello to a world where the only apps you need are your trusty pickaxe and sword. Join us today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!
Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.
But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.
So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!
our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”
join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮
| IP | BETA.FACE.LAND |
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Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!
Start your adventure today!
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server regularly updated? | Yes, updates are released every week! |
| Are there client mods required to play on this server? | No, all features can be accessed without client mods. |
| How many abilities are available on the server? | There are well over 100 abilities to choose from. |
Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!
So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!
We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).
So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.
plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.
so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!