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  • InLawExit – Minecraft Server

    InLawExit – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of having in-laws overstay their welcome? Look no further! Join our server where you can build a ranch property with a guest trailer 500 yards away for those pesky in-laws.

    Experience the thrill of setting boundaries and confronting your wife and in-laws in-game, all while trying to maintain peace of mind. Will they ever leave? Will your wife ever understand? Find out on our server!

    Join now and mark your calendar for the day your in-laws finally decide to pack up and leave. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when family overstays their welcome. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • ShortsNLaughsMC

    ShortsNLaughsMC
    Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

    But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

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  • OpenStallPeeing

    OpenStallPeeing
    so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

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  • BlockyBounce

    BlockyBounce
    Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

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  • TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

    TaxiCraft: No Rides for You
    Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

    On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

    So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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  • NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

    NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

    Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

    Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

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  • NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

    NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!

    Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.

    On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

    UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

    Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

    And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

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  • WeddingCraftVacayNoWay

    WeddingCraftVacayNoWay
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the chaos of real life and focus on building your dream world.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister booking a room next to yours without permission. In fact, you can build your own luxurious hotel and make sure no unwanted guests crash your honeymoon suite. Plus, there’s no need to worry about your mom tagging along on your romantic getaway – unless, of course, you want her to join in on the fun!

    So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual bliss?

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  • PuppyPlaydate Minecraft Server

    PuppyPlaydate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and animals are celebrated! 🐶🐱

    Are you tired of random people showing up at your virtual doorstep just to see your pixelated pets? Look no further, because on our server, only the most VIP guests get to meet your furry friends! No more unannounced visits from strangers who just want to ogle at your digital dogs and cats.

    Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries with your in-game family members. Say goodbye to the days of feeling overwhelmed by unexpected guests who only care about your virtual animals. Your co-ownership of the server means that both you and your fellow players have a say in who gets to visit your virtual home.

    So come on down to our server and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience where your feelings are always taken into consideration. And remember, on our server, family visits are a privilege, not a right! 😉🎮

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