RacistBlock: Minecraft Server

Server, navigating peer pressure, cross-race friendships, Friendship Dynamics, Minecraft

The Spaghetti Dimension Awaits You!

Welcome to the server where clocks tick backwards and diamonds are actually toaster pastries! We’re all about Minecraft, but sometimes we accidentally place creepers in the soup! Join us, or be consumed by the purple llamas of despair!

Server Features

Feature	Description
Flying Pigs	All players gain the ability to fly, but only during a full moon while standing on one foot.
Banana Armor	Completely useless but makes you feel fruity! Also, it may explode upon equipping.
Time Travel Block	Construct a block that sends you back one minute and four seconds. Use wisely, or lose your hands!
Cursed Watermelon	Eating this may summon a band of penguins who will sing your deepest secrets.
Invisible Creepers	They don’t exist, but you can hear them whispering behind you. Scary, right?
Endless Chicken Petting Zone	All pet chickens must wear hats or they become unresponsive. It’s the law!

Player Reviews

“The spaghetti fell from the sky, and I thought I was flying!” – Timmy forgot his name.

“If I see one more flying pig, I swear I’ll trade my soul for a taco!” – Anonymous Potato.

“Banana armor just saved my life from a rogue toaster!” – Melvin the Cucumber.

“I tried to pet invisible creepers, and now I’m stuck in limbo.” – Lost and confused.

Warning!

If the clock strikes thirteen, remember: the spaghetti will not save you. Trust the soup, and never, ever pet the invisible creepers. They are watching…

DustyCraft: Allergic Adventures

cleaning, DustyCraft, family dynamics, visiting family, staying over

Are you tired of dealing with dusty houses that make your allergies go haywire? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about dust again! Our virtual world is clean and dust-free, perfect for those with sensitive sinuses like you. Plus, you won’t have to confront any mother-in-laws about their messy homes – just log on and play to your heart’s content!

We have a special “Dust-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any pesky dust particles floating around. And if you ever feel the need to escape from the real world and its dusty problems, just hop on our server and relax in our virtual paradise.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to dust allergies forever! Who knew a video game could solve your real-life problems?

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New Server IP
DreadCraft

unease, apprehension, worry, anxiety, foreboding

Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing but a measly iron pickaxe to show for it? Are you sick of being attacked by creepers every time you try to build your dream castle? Well fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil skeletons with your trusty diamond sword. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your front yard. Want to explore a mysterious underwater temple guarded by a giant squid? We’ve got that too!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, ride on the back of a flying pig, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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Crimson Skylands 1.20.2

gastrointestinal distress, health issues, Chronic issue, recurring problem, shitting blood

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you’re tired of shitting blood like our boy here, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our pixelated world is so lit that it’ll make your intestines do the cha-cha slide out of pure excitement!

We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more lava pits than a volcano convention! Join us and say goodbye to your bloody toilet troubles, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shitting out is pure joy and excitement! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!

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New Server IP
BraCraft or HeelCraft

Expectations, discomfort, clothing, Confidence, Femininity

Are you tired of dealing with the struggles of bras and high heels in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build a world where bras and high heels don’t exist! No more uncomfortable underwires poking you or blisters from those killer heels. Instead, you can roam free in a world where comfort is key and fashion is optional. Join now and say goodbye to the woes of women’s fashion!

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New Server IP
Cl*tQuest Minecraft Server

discomfort, privacy, Empathy, Curiosity, Gender Identity

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any rude interrogations about your personal life!

Join us and leave behind the Jane’s of the world who think it’s okay to ask about your private parts. On our server, we only care about how big your virtual castle is, not your cl*t size! So come on over and let’s build a world where respect and decency reign supreme. No more awkward bathroom confrontations, just pure Minecraft fun!

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New Server IP
UnsettledSteve in Minecraft SMP

feeling, DREAD, fear, Panic, Human

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary golden potato and fight off a horde of zombie villagers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft master. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many buckets of lava). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

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OuchiePain Minecraft SMP

small injury, Trauma, sensitivity, scrape, discomfort

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Let me tell you a story about this one time when I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. It was so painful, like getting a paper cut on your eyeball, but I survived because I’m a Minecraft pro, obviously.

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have epic PvP battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the pet llamas, they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world.

So if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in a virtual world, join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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New Server IP
Mystic Rifts 1.20.2

Invasive, Sensation, 1.20.2, Choking, Trauma

OMG, join this Minecraft server and you won’t feel like there’s a dick in your throat anymore!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and weird players who will make you question reality in the best way possible.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to throat dicks forever!

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New Server IP
DressCraftUncomfortable

Respect, Lesbian, Suit, Gender Identity, wedding photos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where you can truly express yourself!

Imagine a world where everyone is dressed in collared shirts and carhartt pants, just like a farmer ready to conquer the land. No more boring dresses or suits here, only flowy jumpers with wide legs that look like dresses (but totally aren’t)!

We embrace all genders and styles, so come join us and show off your unique look. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding where you can be your whole self without any judgment?

Don’t be a prop in someone else’s world, come be the star of your own adventure on our server. Let your creativity run wild and show the world that you can be fabulous in whatever outfit you choose. See you there, fashionistas!

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Discomfort

The Spaghetti Dimension Awaits You!

Player Reviews

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