DiscohookCarlBot Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommies

arms industry, arms race, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense industry, defense sector, defense spending, Geopolitics, global politics, INCREASE, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military technology, Report, russia, sanctions impact, weapons production, Western sanctions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more weapons than russia! we got diamond swords that shoot fireballs, creepers that explode glitter, and pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter.

our server is so lit, even putin would be jealous. we have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant robots that protect our land, and a roller coaster that takes you to the moon.

forget about western sanctions, on our server, we thrive on chaos and destruction. join us and become the ultimate weapon master in the minecraft world. because here, the only limit is your imagination.

TartanStripedCraft

creative pranks, DIY pranks, funny pranks, future inventions, humor, paint hoax, paint humor, paint innovation, paint jokes, paint pranks, paint technology, Practical Jokes, prank, striped design, striped paint, striped pattern, tartan design, tartan paint, tartan pattern, TartanStripedCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

WeatherWizards Minecraft Server

bbc news, climate change, conspiracy theories, Manipulation, meteorology, Minecraft, Server, UK Government, UK weather, weather control, weather control theories, weather data, weather forecasting, Weather manipulation, weather manipulation theories, weather modification, weather patterns, weather research, weather science, weather systems, weather technology, WeatherWizards

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7964

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your life!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco ball, and players must boogie their way to victory to earn exclusive rewards. It’s like a rave, but with pixelated blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

ScoredCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, Apologize.., Competition, Defense, football, France, Goal, History, International, match, Minecraft, Offense, Players, pride, ScoredCraft, scoring, Server, skill, Soccer, sports, TEAM, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Votes:	1093

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of dirt block? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by a friendly dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land giving out enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor to lucky players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the world, Mount TNT, where every step could lead to explosive surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisBdayGiftDrama

birthday gift, family communication, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, family forgiveness, Family Values, favoritism, sibling betrayal, sibling bullying, sibling conflict, sibling discipline, sibling jealousy, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SisBdayGiftDrama

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate drama and chaos that comes with having two younger sisters like Ava and Rhea.

Ava, the master prankster, will keep you on your toes with her devious tricks and schemes. From hiding your precious items to sabotaging your builds, she’s always up to something mischievous. But don’t worry, Rhea is there to balance things out with her sweet and caring nature.

Watch out for Ava’s epic trolling skills, like the time she deleted an entire finished essay just for fun. And let’s not forget the time she spilled water all over someone’s assignment sheet – classic Ava move!

But the real kicker? Ava outing Rhea as a lesbian before she was ready to come out. Talk about sibling betrayal! Can you navigate the drama and chaos of this dysfunctional family dynamic?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Will you choose to forgive and forget like the parents expect, or will you hold a grudge like our protagonist? The choice is yours, but remember – in this world, anything can happen!

UnforgivableMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

controversial topics, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal offenses, ethical standards, ethical violations, extreme actions, forgiveness, heinous crimes, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral dilemmas, punishment, Server, societal norms, societal values, taboo subjects, Ultimate, unforgivable acts, unforgivable crime, UnforgivableMC

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid committing the unforgivable crime of not having enough fun! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!

Block off, crafty!

Alternative, alternative expressions, alternative language, alternative phrases, alternative words, BLOCK, Crafty, kind alternatives, kind expressions, kind language, kind phrases, kind words, polite alternatives, polite expressions, polite language, polite phrases, polite words, respectful alternatives, respectful expressions, respectful language, respectful phrases, respectful words

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect alternative to telling everyone to “fuck off”!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. Build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool and defend it from hordes of angry llamas armed with rocket launchers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing cows at will.

So why settle for just telling someone to “fuck off” when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DuterteCraft Minecraft Server

DuterteCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	324017
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own cronies and steer government contracts like Duterte 😂 join now for the chance to become the most corrupt player in the game! steal all the diamonds and rule the server like a true dictator 🤑 who needs democracy when u can have absolute power in minecraft? come join us and make shady deals with other players, just like in real life 😜 hurry before the FBI shuts us down!

OrbansBlockPartyMC

Angela Merkel, cancels visit, criticism, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic row, diplomatic tensions, european politics, european union, foreign policy, German FM Baerbock, government decision, Hungary, Hungary-Germany relations, international relations, Moscow visit, Orbán, OrbansBlockPartyMC, political controversy, russia, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE CANCEL VISITS BY GERMAN FMS AND CRITICIZE ORBAN’S MOSCOW VISITS. WHY? BECAUSE WE’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING DRAGONS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN!

FlashCraft: Life in Pixels

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, imagine if your whole life was just one big Minecraft game. Like, you’re mining diamonds, fighting creepers, and building epic castles all day long. That’s basically what this server is all about.

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life. We’ve got dragons to slay, treasure to find, and secret dungeons to explore. Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll make friends for life (or at least until the next server reset).

But beware, this server is so addictive that you might start seeing Minecraft blocks in real life. You’ll be walking down the street and suddenly think, “Hmm, that building would look better with some redstone torches.”

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together. See you in the game, blockheads!