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CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1686
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

ADVANCE, aggression, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, image, international relations, leadership, military tactics, Minecraft, Mr Security, Palace, Perception, PIXEL, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, Putins, reputation, Rosenberg, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s, like, totally epic, man.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because on this server, we have special creeper repellent that keeps those pesky green guys away.

also, we have this crazy story about how the server owner once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of skeletons. it was, like, the most epic battle ever.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.

so, come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for those sneaky creepers. they’re everywhere, man.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Admin Fun

ADMIN, administration, border control, civil administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fun, Governance, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	218
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own russian city in Kursk Oblast!!! zelensky himself said it could happen!! come join us and be the mayor of ur own virtual russian town!! u can make ur own laws and have ur own government!! who needs real life when u can rule ur own minecraft city?! plus, u might even get to meet zelensky in the game!! join now for a chance to be a virtual russian politician!!

BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures

Adventures, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, beta amyloid protein, BetaGlialCraft, brain cells, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, disease prevention, FORGETTABLE, glial cells, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurons, neuroscience, protein production, researchers, therapies, treatment options

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5383	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got glial cells producing beta amyloid protein like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna join this server cuz it’s gonna open up new avenues for future therapies, bro. forget about boring old neurons, we got glial cells doing the real work here. come join us and let’s cure Alzheimer’s together, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Emmas Phylactery

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, RPG MMO Towny PvE Quests Adventure Community Immersive Dynamic Thriving Build Explore Rich Elements Seasoned Adventurer Engage Exciting MMO RPG World, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Votes:	6340
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Emma’s Phylactery is a dynamic PvE Towny server infused with MMO/RPG elements. Join our thriving community where you can build, explore, and engage in epic quests, all within a rich, immersive world. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting, there’s always something exciting waiting for you.

Phylactery.mc-world.net

Only Vanilla

active community, Active players, Big Projects, Builders, Discord Required, Fun, games, Hangout, long term, mega bases, No Resets, ONLY VANILLA, Projects, REDSTONERS, Simple, smp, TotalyNotP2W, US Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

This server is has no plugins mods or anything and is on 1.21.1, it is pure vanilla The plan for this server is for it to be long term so don’t even bother joining if your going to be inactive the moment the dragon fight ends or something else. This server is for people who just want a smp and hang out, work on big projects and games and generally have a good time. I want builders/redstoners who just want to have a place to work on there projects and be with friends without worrying about the server going to reset or everyone just going inactive Discord is required I do not plan for more than 10 people to be whitelisted at a time, so what I am implying is that there will only be 10 people on the server at most server is located in the us and is preferred you are somewhere in the us for timezones.

Server will never reset on purpose.

Very simple, nothing eye catching but its just a place to hang out in the end.

Give me a dm, my discord is TotalyNotP2W

This is for all the people who want a place to work on there mega bases, and big projects. (literally don’t join if you don’t want to work on a project of some sort)

199.127.61.187:25577

AncientSnowfall Minecraft Server

Ancient, AncientSnowfall, antique, archaeology, artifact, centuries ago, Civilization, discovery, DROPPED, Exploration, Forgotten, historical, Lost, Map, Minecraft, Mystery, Old, past, relic, Server, Treasure, vintage, whiteness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	282	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic maps and lackluster gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where the map is so ancient, it’s practically collecting social security. This map is so old, it’s like playing Minecraft in black and white! But don’t worry, we’ve added a splash of color with our custom plugins and mods.

Join us on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the old whiteness map. Legend has it that buried deep within its pixelated depths lies the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the map is also home to ancient mobs that have been waiting centuries to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to face the dangers of the old whiteness map alone. Team up with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts to conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the ultimate treasure hidden within the map.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the thrill of exploring a map that’s older than your grandma’s favorite cookie recipe. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

DoeNoelleCraft SMP – Holiday Shenanigans #574

Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doegame, DoeNoelleCraft, Doerot, Edition, gallery, GDrive, general, holiday, Last Doerot, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, Noellegi Edition, RELIVE, Shenanigans, smp, STONE, Thread, Trash

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us in the land of Doerot, where the stone is strong and the adventures are endless.

Do you want to relive the legendary tales of Doerot? Check out our Doebrary Mega and GDrive for all the juicy details. Dive into the Doe Gallery for some epic screenshots that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a round of Doegame, where you can battle it out with your friends in a virtual world like no other. And don’t forget to check out the Last Doerot thread for some wild stories that will leave you questioning everything.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the land of Doerot and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShutUpMILMCServer

accusations, Communication Issues, Confrontation, emotional boundaries, expensive clothes, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, favoritism, gaming pc, Generational conflict, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, materialism, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, relationship strain, ShutUpMILMCServer, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and favoritism accusations? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, even the virtual blocks! No more arguments over who gets what, just pure gaming fun for all. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the most skilled players can find – maybe your MIL will finally realize that John is a true gaming legend! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the virtual world for an epic showdown!