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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1556 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.
imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!
