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  • CryCraft Minecraft Server

    CryCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s orgies? Look no further! Join our server for a non-stop party where anything goes, just like in Alan’s bedroom!

    We promise outrageous adventures, crazy secrets, and unexpected twists just like the time someone revealed your deepest, darkest secret to a stranger looking for a good time. But hey, at least they were into trans men, right?

    Join now for a server experience that’s as scandalous as living with a roommate who throws orgies and spills your personal tea without permission. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for anything – unless you’re not playing on our server, then we might have to reevaluate our friendship. So, are you ready to join the madness?

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  • AdoptedAF in-law Drama

    AdoptedAF in-law Drama
    Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where your only family is the blocks you mine and the animals you tame! No need to worry about pesky PIs showing up at your door or angry in-laws demanding answers. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color sheep to shear next. So leave the real world behind and escape to a place where the only family you need is your fellow players. Join now and start building your virtual family today!

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  • BabyBlockers – No Grandkids Allowed

    BabyBlockers – No Grandkids Allowed
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and all the parents are like freaking out about their kids not having babies in the future. they’re all like “oh no, my child can’t be gay cuz then they won’t have babies!” like, what even, right? but then you join this server and you’re like “heck yeah, i’m gonna build the most epic house and have a whole village of baby villagers running around!” and everyone is just like “wow, this server is so lit, i gotta invite all my friends to join too!” so come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be who they are and still have babies, or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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  • HalfBlackCraft

    HalfBlackCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama like you’ve never experienced before.

    Reasons to join:
    1. Experience love bombing from our players who will shower you with excessive compliments and poems dedicated to you, even if you’ve only just met.
    2. Get ready for unexpected rants about immigration and racial comments that will leave you questioning everything.
    3. Find out if you’re the AH for not disclosing your race earlier and witness the fallout that follows.
    4. Enjoy the thrill of blocking toxic players and finding a new place to play tennis in our virtual world.

    Join now for a gaming experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera!

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  • BotAlert Minecraft SMP

    BotAlert Minecraft SMP
    Imagine a world where every time you talked to someone online, there was a chance they could be a sneaky AI or bot in disguise. Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take that concept to a whole new level! Our server is filled with quirky characters who may or may not be robots in disguise, keeping you on your toes at all times.

    Join us if you want to test your detective skills and see if you can spot the AI among us. Who knows, maybe that friendly player offering you diamonds is actually a highly advanced AI programmed to be generous. Or maybe that creeper that keeps blowing up your house is just a misunderstood bot trying to make friends in its own explosive way.

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where you never know who (or what) you’re really talking to. Trust no one, suspect everyone, and remember to always read the fine print before accepting any gifts. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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  • Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

    Penecraft: The Unshared Secret
    Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

    Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

    So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

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  • CancerCraft Minecraft Server

    CancerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping secrets like a pro spy! Join us for a wild ride of secrecy and surprises, just like this player who kept their cancer diagnosis under wraps from their own kids. Who needs transparency when you can have a thrilling game of hide and seek with your health information?

    Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good mystery and enjoy keeping their loved ones on their toes. Just like this player’s kids, who were left in the dark about their parent’s health scare until the very last minute. Who needs open communication when you can have a dramatic reveal instead?

    So come join us on our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server – unless, of course, your nosy sister spills the beans!

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  • HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server

    HerpesCraft: Infectiously Fun Server
    so, like, picture this: you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal to the land of herpes. but don’t worry, it’s not the gross kind of herpes, it’s the fun kind!

    on this server, you can infect other players with the curse of having to make awkward decisions about their love life. do you tell your crush about your herpes and risk scaring them away? or do you keep it a secret and hope for the best? the choice is yours!

    but that’s not all! we also have special herpes-themed mini-games, like “herpes tag” and “herpes hide and seek”. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    so come join us on the land of herpes, where the only thing spreading faster than the disease itself is the laughter. see you there!

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  • NoseJobCraft Minecraft Server

    NoseJobCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dating someone who can’t handle your nose job secrets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, nobody cares about your nose job history – we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers.

    Imagine a world where your nose job is just a distant memory, overshadowed by the thrill of exploring new lands and conquering dungeons. Leave Adam behind and join a community where your surgical past is just a funny anecdote, not a source of drama.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your nose job secrets in the past where they belong. Who needs Adam when you have a diamond sword and a virtual world to conquer?

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  • SurgicallySecret30+

    SurgicallySecret30+
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

    Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

    So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

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