Discipline MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftMania

addiction counseling, Happiness, addiction support, MinecraftMania, addiction therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest addiction fantasies!

Join our server and get addicted to building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant floating castles to pixel art masterpieces of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature where every time you mine a diamond, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery every time you play!

And if that’s not enough to hook you in, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they are Minecraft geniuses who will guide you on your journey to addiction greatness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feed your addiction in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

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NoKidZoneCraft

language barrier, child, neglect, Cultural differences, parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to share a bed with a random child who can’t even speak properly? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just like the OP’s mom, we encourage cozy slumber parties with kids who make up their own language. Who needs basic manners when you can have a sleepover with a child who thinks “palapalapaapapala pan” is a legit sentence?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the worst mom ever encourages her child to crash in your bed. Forget about school and education, just hand them a phone and let them watch videos in languages they don’t even understand. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs CPS or the police when you can have a blast in our small town Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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StepsonInterruptMCServ

teaching, interrupting, child development, AITAH, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic battles and adventures waiting for you! Join us and escape the real world drama like dealing with a soon-to-be stepson who just can’t stop interrupting.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being rudely interrupted by a 7-year-old demanding your attention. Instead, you can focus on building the most epic structures and conquering the toughest mobs.

Plus, if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of family life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only interruptions are from creepers exploding in your face.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to handle pesky interrupters in real life – just kidding, we’re all about fun and games here!

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KittyBlockParty

Respect, discipline, Pets, parenting, relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of respecting animals and plants? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any possessive “Mine!” phases like my niece.

Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting virtual animals from any aggressive players who may try to claim them as their own. We understand the importance of setting boundaries and respecting the virtual world around us. Plus, we have a strict “No screaming for MY kitty” policy that ensures a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience for all.

So come on over to our server and leave your possessive tendencies at the door. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about respect and kindness towards all living beings, both real and virtual. Join now and let the fun begin!

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SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

Childhood, smp, consequences, childhood memories, family dynamics

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!

But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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MomCraft: AITA Edition

Edition, disrespectful behavior., Communication Issues, MomCraft, depression

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your mom drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even some baby powder mishaps (but hopefully not).

Our server is the perfect escape from family drama, especially if your mom is as clueless as the one in this story. We promise not to leave you stranded at school for hours or scream profanities at you (unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off).

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Who needs a mom when you have a whole community of Minecraft players to watch your back? Let’s build, mine, and maybe even prank each other with baby powder (but please, let’s keep it to a minimum). See you in the game!

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HairCraftedPunishments

competitive dance, DAUGHTER, Nationals, neon orange, hayley williams

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as neon orange hair? Look no further! Join our server for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you feeling as bright as Alexis’ hair!

Compete in dance-offs with other players, just like Alexis at her nationals competition! Show off your moves and earn the title of ultimate dance champion.

And don’t worry about any crazy hair dye mishaps like Alexis – on our server, you can dye your hair any color you want, no rules here! Whether you want neon orange, bright pink, or even rainbow stripes, the choice is yours.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Alexis’ hair dye escapade. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a Paramore-loving player who shares your love for all things colorful!

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BedrockBuddies Minecraft SMP

determination, positivity, Minecraft, DRIVE, productivity

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we have stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and netherite. It’s like a treasure trove down there, bro.

And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on anyone who tries to mess with us. His name is Fluffy and he’s the coolest dragon you’ll ever meet.

But wait, there’s more. We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and can teleport you anywhere in the world in an instant. It’s like having your own personal Uber service, but with aliens.

So, if you want to join this epic Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

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CraftyComradeOops

accidentally shooting, Justice, consequences, Incident, Defense

come join our minecraft server and avoid shooting down friendly helicopters like this russian soldier did! we promise you won’t end up in jail for your minecraft mishaps. plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the map like a majestic unicorn. don’t miss out on the chance to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

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BootyCraft: Rise & Grind!

Commitment, perseverance, morning motivation, success, Rise

Do you ever wake up in the morning and think, “I wish I could spend all day building a giant roller coaster in Minecraft”? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have the craziest roller coaster building competitions that will make you forget all about your boring real life responsibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow you to saddle up your trusty llama steed and take on all manner of ridiculous challenges.

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear all over the map, just waiting for you to find them. But be warned, some of them are guarded by giant chickens with a taste for human flesh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Who needs real life when you can spend all day riding llamas and building roller coasters?

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