Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!
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BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!
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MineMotivation
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!
So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with talking cows, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, then come join us on our server! Who needs motivation to work hard when you can have this much fun?
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KinkyCuriousMC SMP
Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a little spice in your blocky life? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to explore all your kinks and fantasies!Join our server and dive into a world where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Knock yourself out! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the riches that await you? Or will you chicken out and stick to building dirt houses like a noob?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
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TV Troubles Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
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BlockBingeCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.
So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!
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RedstoneRascals Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where russian soldiers predict their own deaths after arguing with commanding officer! it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! watch as they build elaborate memorials to themselves before they meet their demise in a tragic mining accident! will they ever learn to get along with their superiors? probably not, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay! join now for the drama and stay for the explosions!
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DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.
So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!
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KickOutCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in gentle mining and raising our blocks with love and care! Join us for a truly unique experience filled with drama and adventure.Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your block gets slapped by a random player! That’s right, on our server, we don’t believe in force mining – you mine at your own pace, no sharing required!
But beware, there may be some players who think they can dictate how you mine. Just like Isabella, who tried to control everyone’s mining methods and got kicked out faster than you can say “diamonds!”
So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where you can draw on the walls with felt-tip pens (easy to clean, of course) and stand up to anyone who tries to interfere with your mining techniques. Who knows, you might even get called an asshole by other players for standing your ground – now that’s the true mark of a Minecraft legend!
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GymGrindGuru – LevelUpLad
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, u can level up ur irl character without even lifting a finger, bro! like, imagine someone going to the gym for u, eating healthy for u, and doing all those things u know u should do but just can’t be bothered to do.u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.
so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?
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RudeRichKid Minecraft Server
Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!So, there’s this 15-year-old girl whose parents are loaded with cash. They were giving her $50 a week as pocket money, but she turned into a spoiled brat. She started making fun of a classmate for being poor and even insulted her for having a job. Can you believe that?
But wait, it gets even better! Her parents decided to teach her a lesson by making her work at one of their stores after school. And guess what? She’s already begging for her pocket money back after just three days of work! Talk about a reality check, right?
But the real kicker is when her grandparents came over and started bashing her parents for being too harsh. They even got cut off financially for not understanding the lesson their granddaughter needed to learn. Can you imagine the drama?
So, if you want to escape the real world drama and join a server where craziness like this doesn’t exist, then come on over to our Minecraft server! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the value of hard work and not being a spoiled brat. See you there!