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SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

SlySmartie in Minecraft SMP

astute, Behavior, Body language, Clever, Deception, Demeanor, discerning, facade, hidden talent, Insight, INTELLECT, intelligence, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, perceptive, pretending, sharp, SlySmartie, Smart, smp, subtle sign, underestimated

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have this one player who pretends to be a total noob, but secretly they’re a genius mastermind. Like, they built a secret underground base with a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. It’s insane, bro.

But yeah, back to the question, the subtle sign is when they start speaking in binary code and solving complex math problems in the chat. Like, who even does that in Minecraft, am I right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community ever, hit us up and join the fun! Plus, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds with a carrot, just to keep things interesting. So yeah, come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

Based or Cringe Minecraft Server: LOL Edition

Analysis, Assessment, Based, based or cringe, cringe, critique, Decision making, discerning, discerning analysis, discerning evaluation, discerning eye, discerning judgment, discerning mind, discerning perspective, discerning taste, Discernment, Edition, Evaluation, judgment, lol, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic gameplay and no excitement? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, mysterious quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the legendary “Is he based or cringe?” challenge, where players must prove their worth by completing ridiculous tasks like building a house out of only dirt blocks or taming a wild chicken as their loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover the ghost’s secrets and earn its respect?

Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

2012, comma separated, Generate, list, long tail, now.., Shit, ShitCraft, shitty, smp, still shit, tags

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Potions Brewed:	122
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6509	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

PenguinPartyCraft

acceptance, Animals, Colony, death, Diversity, emotional, Grief, LGBTQ, Loss, love, mourning, Nature, partner, Penguin, PenguinPartyCraft, relationship, Same sex couple, singing, Sphen, Tribute, wildlife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	1231
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

come join our epic minecraft server where even the penguins are getting in on the action! we have a colony of singing penguins who mourn their fallen comrade sphen in a beautiful chorus of sorrow. but don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server too! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love like sphen did. join us now for a wacky and wild time you won’t forget!

Mineturf Penitentiary – Where PvP and parole are equally terrifying!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Custom, custom fishing, custom skills, Equally, Free Ranks, Grinding, Journey, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Mines, Mineturf, Other, parole, penitentiary, Pickaxe Enchants, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, supply crates, Terrifying, Top Player

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Mineturf Prisons Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features:

Free Ranks by Grinding
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address mineturf.xyz in your Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft version 1.20.6?	Yes, the server supports Minecraft versions 1.20 to 1.20.6.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, PvP arena, and more.
How can I get free ranks?	You can earn free ranks by grinding and participating in server activities.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server

agave, Android, Banners, boss gauntlet challenge, co-op wave defense, co-op wave rush, Containment Zone, Enigma, ethereal cloud, Exuvia, Friends Form, Ios, Minecraft, operation midnight, PC, pity banner type details, redemption codes, Resource Pastebin, Server, Snowbreak, Wave Defense

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Operation Midnight is here to blow your mind with insane challenges and events that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for the Lifting of Fog boss gauntlet challenge where you’ll face off against the toughest mobs in all of Minecraft. Or team up with your friends for Defense Line Zero, a co-op wave defense that will test your teamwork like never before.

But that’s not all! Our special Chapter 3 “Operation Midnight” is now open, but you’ll need to reach Adjutant level 20 for expedited access. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Vidya with her Bespoke Theater weapon or Enya with her Glow of Mystique. These weapons are so powerful, they’ll make your diamond sword look like a wooden stick.

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site and join in on the madness. Use our crazy codes like GreatWaifus and Tasteofagave for some extra goodies. And don’t forget to fill out our Friends Form because you’re going to need all the help you can get in this wild world of Minecraft.

Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Minecraft SMP: JujutsuCraft

Anime, autism spectrum, autistic representation, Character development, Coming of Age, disabled character, Diversity, emotional depth, friendship, inclusion, Japanese culture, jujutsu kaisen, jujutsucraft, Manga, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, representation matters, SHONEN, smp, Supernatural powers, YUTA

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Yuta is canonically autistic, which means he’s basically a Minecraft genius. He can build a redstone contraption faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to approach.

And let’s not forget about our annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under 10 minutes. The winner gets a crown made entirely of wool and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Yuta and the Chicken Army are waiting for you!

WeddingCraftVacayNoWay

aita, Boundaries, Break, caribbean, children, Conflict, discomfort, family, family dynamics, fancy hotel, honeymoon, Hotel, maid of honor, nieces, reception, Resentment, sister, vacation, Wedding, Wedding Night, WeddingCraftVacayNoWay

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the chaos of real life and focus on building your dream world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister booking a room next to yours without permission. In fact, you can build your own luxurious hotel and make sure no unwanted guests crash your honeymoon suite. Plus, there’s no need to worry about your mom tagging along on your romantic getaway – unless, of course, you want her to join in on the fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual bliss?

CraftyAdviceGuru

advice to abandon, advice to avoid, advice to challenge, advice to discard, advice to dismiss, advice to disregard, advice to forget, advice to ignore, advice to leave behind, advice to overlook, advice to question, advice to reconsider, advice to rethink, bad advice, common advice, CraftyAdviceGuru, misguided advice, terrible advice, unhelpful advice

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams!

So say goodbye to boring advice and hello to the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EmpathyCraft: Feelings Edition

autism, cognitive empathy, Communication, Edition, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, empathetic communication, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, feelings, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, neurotypical, research, sensory processing, social cues, Social Interaction, social perception, Social Skills, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	5486
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have, like, a totally wild time in Minecraft. we got, like, insane builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes.

and get this, our community is, like, super inclusive and welcoming to everyone, no matter who you are or where you come from. we even have, like, special events and games just for our autistic players, because we believe in spreading love and positivity to everyone.

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, meet the wackiest players, and be a part of something truly special. trust us, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮 #minecraftmadness

Grass Stacks Up Down Under Survival Towny City – No Kangaroos Allowed!

Adventuring, Allowed, ars nouveu, building, Chipped, city, Community Building, Discord, Dungeons, Events, farmers delight, GRASS, Kangaroos, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, Progression, QoL mods, Socialising, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, stacks, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, Towny, Vanilla, Waystones, world-building

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Love Letters Sent:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+ individuals who are looking for a calm and mature server environment.
Gameplay	Offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with mods enhancing building and adventuring, as well as quality of life mods.
Commands	Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Features proximity voice chat for easier communication and emphasizes community and town building.
Server Life	Admins add scripted Dungeons and hold events for players to enjoy. Rewards and loot available for completing challenges.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	For application and more information, please visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
What mods are included in the server?	Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”, with additional quality of life mods.
Is the server new?	This season has been running since early April, 2024, and may have players at different levels of progression.
Is there a minimum age requirement?	While it’s preferred for players to be 18+, the server is mainly for mature individuals seeking a relaxed atmosphere.

HousewifeHaven Minecraft Server

anger, coping, Depressed, Despair, Frustration, home all day, hopelessness, HousewifeHaven, ISOLATION, killing myself, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, roommates, self-care, Server, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy, Unhappy, woman living

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with a NEET who never leaves? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of your unwanted housemate by building your own virtual paradise. No more listening to her complain about her day or watching her binge-watch Netflix all day long. On our server, you can create your own world where the only annoying roommate is a creeper trying to blow up your house. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you are the master of your own domain. Join now and start building your dream home away from home!