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WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Analysis, anger, Behavior, Beliefs, confusion, criticism, culture, disbelief, Frustration, Issues, Mentality, Minecraft, Observation, perspective, Politics, Problems, question.., Reflection, smp, society, VALUES, wrong, WTF

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4128	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	1551

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

Woke Up Minecraft Server

alarmed, anxiety, concern, Confused, disbelief, Distress, fear, Minecraft, morning, Panic, puzzled, question.., Scared, Server, Shocked, startled, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, Woke, woke up, WTF

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	107748	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Rare Peacock Sighting Server

Animal Behavior, avian beauty, Biodiversity, colorful birds, conservation, disbelief, discovery, exotic birds, feathers, mainstream science, Nature, ornithology, PEACOCK, peacocks, rare, Rare animals, Rare species, Server, sighting, sightings, skepticism, tail feathers, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where peacocks roam free and rule the land with their majestic tail feathers! it’s like jurassic park but with birds instead of dinosaurs. you never know when a peacock will swoop down and steal your diamonds, so watch out! but don’t worry, our expert peacock trainers are here to keep them in line (most of the time).

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these llamas are ruthless masterminds. join us and help stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (not really, but they do taste pretty good). so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience!

TipJarThiefHusbandAITA

Apologize.., Apology, Confrontation, crossed the line, disbelief, Friend, homeless woman, husband, idiot, ignoring, JOKE, Purse, regret, Scene, Sidewalk, Sorry., spend, stealing, tip jar, TipJarThiefHusbandAITA, Yelling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	1815	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of dealing with insensitive husbands who think stealing from homeless people is a joke? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever pull a stunt like that! Our community is filled with generous players who would never even think of such a ridiculous act. Plus, we have virtual tip jars that are always filled with diamonds, not spare change. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

BlockyDenial

BlockyDenial, denial, disbelief, disbelief in, disbelief in something, doubt, doubtful, incredulity, incredulous, Questioning, refusal, refusal to accept, refusal to acknowledge, refusal to believe in, refusal to believe something, refusal to trust, refuse to believe, skepticism, skepticism about, skepticism towards

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	292	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

That there’s a Minecraft server out there where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, battling against evil zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. But guess what? It’s totally real! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the pixelated caves is a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now!

Flying Car Craze

CAR, cars, complaining, CRAZE, disbelief, FANTASY, flying, Flying car, futuristic, noise complaints, noise pollution, Reality, skepticism, SPEED, street, Technology, traffic, Transportation, Urban, Urban Legends, urban myths, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and you will see FLYING CARS EVERYWHERE. not just any cars, but CREEPER CARS that explode when they crash. it’s like a fireworks show on wheels, but with more BOOM.

we also have a secret underground city where PIGS RULE THE LAND. they wear tiny crowns and ride on saddled chickens, leading their army of zombie villagers into battle. it’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it with your own eyes.

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a GIANT DIAMOND SPAWN that shoots out diamonds like a volcano erupting. you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

so come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just watch out for those flying creepers, they’re a real blast!

PreggoPalsGoneWild

anger, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Confrontation, disbelief, dna test, emotional turmoil, family drama, Family secrets, father daughter relationship, father figure, Fatherhood, Infidelity, mixed emotions, PreggoPalsGoneWild, Pregnancy, sibling bond, sibling support, trust shattered, Ultimatum, unexpected news

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Star Shards Collected:	186	Divine Spears Created:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family secrets and unexpected twists!

Picture this: a 25-year-old woman, her 26-year-old brother, and 23-year-old sister raised by a single father. But wait, it gets crazier! The ex-best friend, Kylie, drops a bombshell – she’s pregnant with the father’s baby!

Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama unfold in Minecraft history. Will there be DNA tests? Will there be a showdown between the siblings and Kylie? The only way to find out is by joining our server now!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate soap opera in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and jaw-dropping revelations!

TrumpCraft2020

American politics, Campaign, Candidate, controversial, Democracy, Democrat, disbelief, disbelief in politics, election, election process, Government, leadership, political system, Politics, president, presidential race, REPUBLICAN, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where Trump is actually a candidate for president…of the server! That’s right, he’s running for mayor of our virtual world and promising to build a giant wall around the spawn point to keep out any griefers or creepers. Join now to see if he can actually make Minecraft great again!

TwinTowers911 Minecraft SMP

2001, 9/11, american history, disbelief, emotional impact, historical event, Memories, Minecraft, national security, new york city, personal experience, Planes, Remembrance, September 11, shock, smp, terrorist attack, Tragedy, Twin Towers, TwinTowers911, unforgettable day, united states, where were you, world trade center

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Farms Harvested:	152	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the chaos of September 11, 2001! Build your own twin towers and see if you can survive the plane crashes (spoiler alert: you can’t). But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the explosions and conspiracy theories. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Real? Minecraft SMP What? Its

Actual, authentic, Confirmed, disbelief, factual, genuine, Legitimate, Minecraft, real, smp, Surprise, True, Undeniable, Verified, What

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Votes:	4898	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	New Chunks Explored:	89840
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy…but beware of the evil sugar monsters!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, of course!

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7806	Magic Items Found:	8062
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Farms Harvested:	304
Dimension Hops:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Alien Abductions:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Farms Harvested:	511

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	152
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ores Mined:	4096
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	713	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	3610	Players Killed by Monsters:	570
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

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Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!