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Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

philosophy, skepticism, Noobs, nontheism, rationalism

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

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Believe Minecraft SMP I’m Voting Trump

disbelief in politics, smp, disbelief in leadership, Minecraft, disbelief in government

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen as they fight for control over the land. Will you choose to align yourself with the Carrot Knights or the Broccoli Bandits? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, things may get a little… explosive.

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Chotto Matte Minecraft SMP

reaction, Manga, surprised, anime scenes, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music!

But that’s not all, we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out quests for you to complete in exchange for rare loot.

So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity because things are about to get wacky!

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Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP

futuristic, Automation, Curiosity, ROBOT, disbelief

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

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””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

Pleasure, Surprise, Climax, control, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Outrageous, disbelief, Inhumanity, Evil, Genocide

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

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Witchcraft & Wizardry School

Kid, School, parents, imagination, witchcraft

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

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What the Heck Minecraft SMP

skepticism, perplexing, Mysterious, smp, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

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DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Perception, surreal, confusion, waking up, Consciousness

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

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Ascended Not Noticed

christian theology, end times, Ascended, Apocalypse, Eschatology

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

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